Can Chris Colabello Stick?

[magits]

4-4 today, 2-4 yesterday. Discuss.

[Jimcanuck]

anxious to hear Gruber's opinion

[L54]

Obviously. Jose did. EE did. Colabello will surely follow suit.

[GD]

GSnarls prediction coming true

[RealAccountant]

he did the same thing last year with the twins, probably has a hole in his swing that the pitchers eventually figure out.

[LTR]

Looks like he's playing totally s*** faced, but some how manages to square up the ball now and then.

 

Reminds me of this guy:

 

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NaKBQWLRJqw/maxresdefault.jpg

[Angrioter]

Ban

[tercet]

He is 95% a AAAA hitter

 

Maybe he could be a platoon bat if given an opportunity, but he won't get an extended look here once everyone is healthy.

[Caper]

If he wasn't so ugly, I'd think he'd have a better chance.

[Spanky99]

*sighs*

[gruber92]

anxious to hear Gruber's opinion

 

Platoon bat ceiling.

[Olerud363]

anxious to hear Gruber's opinion

 

Absolutely. If we are going to forgive Gruber it can't be based on 50 at bats by Ryan Goins. We need to know all the players he thinks will stick, and the players who won't... I think we need at least 2000 plate appearances for most of the stats to stabalize... So even if Goins somehow plays full time we will be waiting 4 years to find out.

 

If Gruber lets us know several players who will stick and several who won't we can get a couple of thousand plate appearance quicker and then figure out if we can forgive him.

[Deadpool]

[ScientificReason]

He is one handsome dude.

[Governator]

I present to you.

 

Chris Portobello

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/XFGfeAS.jpg

Edited May 7, 2015 by Governator

[Governator]

Creep factor 100

 

http://i.imgur.com/At4J23z.jpg

Edited May 7, 2015 by Governator

[Steveorama]

Could be this year's Juan Francisco?

[SparkyAnderson]

4-4 today, 2-4 yesterday. Discuss.

Classic Moses troll post

[Jonzo]

What's the opposite of Derp

[RealAccountant]

Still think he is playing way above himself, but man he handled that at bat perfectly. Didn't panic.

[burlingtonbandit]

Still think he is playing way above himself, but man he handled that at bat perfectly. Didn't panic.

 

besides that first pitch. He can still get too swing happy but you can't take his bat out of the lineup right now with the hit streak lol.

[RealAccountant]

besides that first pitch. He can still get too swing happy but you can't take his bat out of the lineup right now with the hit streak lol.

 

He knew what he had to do, he didn't try to do too much. Just took it up the middle with the infield in.

[nextyear]

One of my favourite players right now. I hope that he can learn the LF position, then Smoak can get more games at 1st.

[IronLadle]

He's played well enough that when were back to full strength, he should be playing ahead of Smoak

[RealAccountant]

He's played well enough that when were back to full strength, he should be playing ahead of Smoak

 

Agreed. Colabello should play ahead of Smoak, for now.

[TwistedLogic]

I feel like Chris Colabello might be the baseball gods way of paying us back for Steve Pearce.

[ScientificReason]

You ride the hot hand, he cannot sustain this pace however.

[gbill2004]

He's super handsome too.

[bluejays19]

I hope he keeps it up to stick around. This guy is truly humble. I was at a game and he came upto the 3rd base area and waited for fans to show up for signature signing. He must've signed 50 signatures. Love him!

[Jonzo]

I hope he keeps it up to stick around. This guy is truly humble. I was at a game and he came upto the 3rd base area and waited for fans to show up for signature signing. He must've signed 50 signatures. Love him!

 

Yeah, met him too, nice guy. Then there's guys like Pompey who are douche bags.