AA scouting Pappelbon

[L54]

Wouldn't he go to jail? Unless GD likes older women.

 

I'm under the impression he doesn't have one.

[GD]

Cooties are gross.

[GeorgiaPeach]

Hoffman is uber talented and doesn't have problems throwing strikes. Hes an alpha dog. He will strike you out on 3 pitches and f*** your girlfriend on the same night. Best arm in the organization.

 

He'd f*** your Dad if MLB wasn't implementing the time changes.

[GeorgiaPeach]

Mods, please ban Jonn for accusing me of a felony.

 

This crime is happening in the States?

[GeorgiaPeach]

Thank you Ang. Maybe you can set up GD with one of your nieces when hes old enough for prom. Mail order date.

 

Age is just a number.

[Governator]

http://i.imgur.com/PihQvYV.jpg

[G-Snarls]

He doesn't even like girls yet. He has no girls sign on his bedroom door.

 

Honestly, let's keep the disagreements about opinions and baseball. Not personal crap. Please.

[GD]

Honestly, let's keep the disagreements about opinions and baseball. Not personal crap. Please.

 

We're joking.

[baubau]

You guys all underrate GD. Here he is in action:

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/4/4/2/75853442/051714_tortex_young_fan_yqg3ealh.gif

[GD]

If that post gets less than 10 thanks I'll be very disappointed in you people

[Jimcanuck]

If that post gets less than 10 thanks I'll be very disappointed in you people

 

You like fat chicks. I'm disappointed in you.

[Jonzo]

I am removing my thanks to ensure disappointment.

[GD]

You like fat chicks. I'm disappointed in you.

 

wat

[King]

I want my 5 minutes bck

[jays_fever]

You like fat chicks. I'm disappointed in you.

 

Thick chicks are the best in bed

[BTS]

My friend says he porked a lot of fatties, and he's not proud of it either.

 

Your friend eh

[jays4life19]

"porking fat chicks" lmao.

[jays4life19]

Eh, if it was fat chicks or nothing I'd just watch porn.

 

Adam Lind strongly disagrees.

[BTS]

Adam Lind strongly disagrees.

 

http://pousadaluadecristal.com.br/index/wp-content/gallery/black-kid-reaction-gif-6710.gif

[intentional wok]

You like fat chicks. I'm disappointed in you.

 

Define fat.

[Atothe]

How does this thread go from talking about AA scouring Papelbon to talking about porking fat chicks? What the f***? LOL

 

With a name like Tuna_Tango, I'm disappointed in your shock

[LunchBox]

How does this thread go from talking about AA scouring Papelbon to talking about porking fat chicks? What the f***? LOL

 

To be fair, the thread title could be changed to simply "Pig f***er" and it would encompass both Papelbon and slaying fat sloots.

[Atothe]

This is the first I've heard about Papelbon being a pig f***er

 

Sarcasm, nice

[Rusty_Savage]

Eh, if it was fat chicks or nothing I'd just watch porn.

 

Get a hooker you cheap bastard. I bet if you asked her nicely she may even toss your salad

[Jimcanuck]

Define fat.

 

blubbery, chubby, corpulent, fleshy, full, gross, lardy, obese, overweight, plump, podgy, portly, pudgy, replete, roly-poly, rotund, round, tubby

[TheHurl]

How does this thread go from talking about AA scouring Papelbon to talking about porking fat chicks? What the f***? LOL

 

On this board. we have about a 3 page limit on rumour threads (about 15 on roster movement and trades) before we get to talking about food or fat chicks.

[TheHurl]

You guys all underrate GD. Here he is in action:

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/4/4/2/75853442/051714_tortex_young_fan_yqg3ealh.gif

 

You obviously don't know much about GD's background. He's sell that ball at a 150% markup.

 

And I like to divide fat chicks into Sloppy Fat and Compact Fat. While Sloppy Fat is probably self explanatory, my scales probably get tipped sooner than most.

[GD]

No, Hurl, I'd do what the damn kid did

 

Some things just have to be done

[Deadpool]

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg628/flatland1974/quagmire-meme-generator-fat-chicks-need-love-too-but-they-gotta-pay-f5df5c.jpg

[43211234]

The kid in that .gif doesn't even give the girl the ball that he caught. He already had a ball in his hand. Still has the game ball in his glove to sell.