Source: BlueJays sign OF Andy Dirks to a minor league deal

[Angrioter]

Ken Rosenthal ‏

Source: #BlueJays sign outfielder Andy Dirks to a minor-league contract with invitation to major-league spring training.

[Spanky99]

C'mon Ang, notoriety?

 

Nice, I like it.

[Spanky99]

C'mon Ang, notoriety?

 

Nice, I like it.

[glory]

Should be the 4th OF if he is healthy.

[Spanky99]

f***ing double post Chappy delete one, thanks.

[Angrioter]

f***ing double post Chappy delete one, thanks.

 

 

Dirks healthy is a good player, cierra tu canadiense boca.

 

Lov you bro!!

[Spanky99]

Dirks healthy is a good player, cierra tu canadiense boca.

 

Lov you bro!!

 

Tu eres maricon hombre, lol. I know.

[Abomination]

I like it!

[Deadpool]

I've never met a minor league deal with an invite to spring training that I didn't like... Hell, sign Hitler to a minor league deal with an invite to spring training and I'd be happy!

[intentional wok]

I've never met a minor league deal with an invite to spring training that I didn't like... Hell, sign Hitler to a minor league deal with an invite to spring training and I'd be happy!

 

Yeah, at this point I think the team needs more Pitchler than Hitler. Specifically, Relief Pitchler.

[KingKat]

Yeah, at this point I think the team needs more Pitchler than Hitler. Specifically, Relief Pitchler.

 

That would be the final solution to the bullpen problem.

[Boxcar]

You guys are terrible

[Candy Maldonado]

I've never met a minor league deal with an invite to spring training that I didn't like... Hell, sign Hitler to a minor league deal with an invite to spring training and I'd be happy!

 

But then Valencia and Pillar would go missing.

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Spanky loving this signing!

[GD]

But then Valencia and Pillar would go missing.

 

Pillar is Jewish?

[Candy Maldonado]

Pillar is Jewish?

 

half Jew-ish

[Spanky99]

Spanky loving this signing!

 

Why not, a healthy Dirks is an asset?

[KingKat]

But then Valencia and Pillar would go missing.

 

Jew or not Jew needs to up their game. Neither is in the database.

 

http://www.jewornotjew.com/

[GD]

howDanny Valencia ​isn't in the database is astounding

[NorthOf49]

Ryan Braun's page needs to be re-written

[King]

Ryan Kalish replacement

[Deadpool]

Yeah, at this point I think the team needs more Pitchler than Hitler. Specifically, Relief Pitchler.

 

http://img.pandawhale.com/36243-nicolas-cage-clapping-gif-Imgu-Sj9d.gif

[KingKat]

Ryan Braun's page needs to be re-written

 

Foreshadowing: All standard restrictions apply. Jew or Not Jew is not responsible for the above statements if the player is injured, accused of using PEDs, mysteriously stops hitting, renounces his religion, or is traded to Tampa.

[Candy Maldonado]

Ryan Kalish replacement

 

another half Jew

[KingKat]

Ryan Braun's page needs to be re-written

 

The Eva Braun page, on the other hand: http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1844

[Captainobvious]

Didn't we sign this guy earlier this off-season

[Spanky99]

Sorta, yes. I thought it was in September, but I could be wrong, regardless nothing changes.

[Deadpool]

Didn't we sign this guy earlier this off-season

 

Waiver claim, then non-tendered. Bringing him back much cheaper (sort of like with Smoak, except no spot on the 40 man roster...)

[Captainobvious]

Waiver claim, then non-tendered. Bringing him back much cheaper (sort of like with Smoak, except no spot on the 40 man roster...)

 

How much was he making before being non-tendered?

[Spanky99]

How much was he making before being non-tendered?

 

Google's your friend, obviously.