AdamGreenwood Old-Timey Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 In the last two years, we have lost: Rajai Davis Adam Lind Colby Rasmus JP Arencibia Brett Lawrie Team IQ must have doubled. Those were some of the dumbest players that have ever played the game. Actually, I'm not sure about Lind. I could never tell if he was really dumb or really smart and just trolling everyone.
baseballsss Verified Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 In the last two years, we have lost: Rajai Davis Adam Lind Colby Rasmus JP Arencibia Brett Lawrie Team IQ must have doubled. Those were some of the dumbest players that have ever played the game. Actually, I'm not sure about Lind. I could never tell if he was really dumb or really smart and just trolling everyone. Say what you wanna say about how dumb a guy is outside baseball(or in it for that matter) but Rasmus has a very high Baseball IQ in my opinion. "plays the game the right way"
baubau Verified Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 I could never tell if he was really dumb or really smart and just trolling everyone. I think Lind was just blunt. He had no filter. It points to him being neither dumb or smart, just his personality.
Laika Community Moderator Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Morrow and Janssen were pretty smart guys. Are there any smarties left on the team? I guess Dickey wrote a book / is kind of aloof and stuff. Bautista seems pretty smart. Donaldson is very smart and well studied about hitting. Nobody else on the team strikes me as particularly dumb or smart. Stroman might be more intelligent than most but hard to say.
reedjohnsonfan Verified Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Gose seemed pretty dumb. Or he was just bad/didn't care about interviews.
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 I think Lind was just blunt. He had no filter. It points to him being neither dumb or smart, just his personality. His work ethic also made him seem kinda dumb... not to mention his wife is fugly.
Sammy225 Old-Timey Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Morrow and Janssen were pretty smart guys. Are there any smarties left on the team? I guess Dickey wrote a book / is kind of aloof and stuff. Bautista seems pretty smart. Donaldson is very smart and well studied about hitting. Nobody else on the team strikes me as particularly dumb or smart. Stroman might be more intelligent than most but hard to say. Martin Speaks 2 languages fluently..... Got to be pretty smart to do that...
Sammy225 Old-Timey Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 In the last two years, we have lost: Rajai Davis Adam Lind Colby Rasmus JP Arencibia Brett Lawrie Team IQ must have doubled. Those were some of the dumbest players that have ever played the game. Actually, I'm not sure about Lind. I could never tell if he was really dumb or really smart and just trolling everyone. What did Colby ever say that was dumb.... Other then having a southern accent????
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Honestly think Bautista is the smartest guy on the team, I think his brain is a big reason he's turned into such talented player... despite some of the bonehead moves he's made on the basepaths. Dickey seems very intelligent too.
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 What did Colby ever say that was dumb.... Other then having a southern accent???? Sometimes it's more what you don't say. Colby doesn't really say anything very intelligent, makes him seem pretty simple-minded.
Laika Community Moderator Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 "chicken hot dogs" also, attire: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UGW3DuMYsIw/hqdefault.jpg also, can't even figure out his own swing or how to steal bases with plus speed. hedumb
Laika Community Moderator Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Martin Speaks 2 languages fluently..... Got to be pretty smart to do that... It's possible but lets be real. Even a baby can learn to speak 2 languages.
Sammy225 Old-Timey Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 It's possible but lets be real. Even a baby can learn to speak 2 languages. f*** YOU..... I can't
John_Havok Old-Timey Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 It's possible but lets be real. Even a baby can learn to speak 2 languages. Yeah, my wife speaks 3 but it's easy when you learn all three in school when you're really young. I'm into the rOsetta Stone for French right now, it's pretty good
43211234 Verified Member Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Most importantly, Gibby and his drawl are much smarter than President Farrell.
TheHurl Site Manager Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Stro went to Duke...which makes him smarter than the entire team put together.
saskjayfan Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 His work ethic also made him seem kinda dumb... not to mention his wife is fugly. I'd take lind's wife over your blow up doll
TheHurl Site Manager Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Yeah, my wife speaks 3 If I'm not mistaken she comes from a country that has 122 major languages...knowing 3 seems less impressive.
TheHurl Site Manager Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 I'd take lind's wife over your blow up doll I'd pass out trying to get his blow up doll to be Lind's wife
saskjayfan Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 I'd pass out trying to get his blow up doll to be Lind's wife Are you drunk right now?
G-Snarls Community Moderator Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Honestly think Bautista is the smartest guy on the team, I think his brain is a big reason he's turned into such talented player... despite some of the bonehead moves he's made on the basepaths. Dickey seems very intelligent too. Agree. Bautista gets it. The game situations. What he needs to do and what his teammates need to do/can do. Could make a good bench coach/assistant manager some day.
G-Snarls Community Moderator Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Most importantly, Gibby and his drawl are much smarter than President Farrell. Agree, and that's a great example. Farrell always sounded so smart in interviews, always polished and saying the "right" things. But he's not a good manager. Gibby is tons better IMHO even though he looks/sounds like a hick.
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 I'd take lind's wife over your blow up doll No need to get offended, just because I said somebody's wife is fugly. I get the impression if she was a fugly white girl nobody would care that I called her fugly.
jays4life19 Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Brb guys. Need to change my vote for 'thread of the year' in the BJMB awards thread.
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 No need to get offended, just because I said somebody's wife is fugly. I get the impression if she was a fugly white girl nobody would care that I called her fugly. http://i0.wp.com/mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lind-family.jpg?resize=423%2C451 Yeah, she's not knockout "blonde cheerleader from Texas" typical athlete wife, but she's hardly "fugly". I get the impression that you simply don't find non-white features attractive...
jays4life19 Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 http://i0.wp.com/mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lind-family.jpg?resize=423%2C451 Yeah, she's not knockout "blonde cheerleader from Texas" typical athlete wife, but she's hardly "fugly". I get the impression that you simply don't find non-white features attractive... Or maybe he just doesn't like fat chicks.
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Yeah, she's not knockout "blonde cheerleader from Texas" typical athlete wife, but she's hardly "fugly". I get the impression that you simply don't find non-white features attractive... If I had my way I would have banged a girl from every country.
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Or maybe he just doesn't like fat chicks. Bingo, I was also going to say this but didn't.
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