Boxcar Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 http://i0.wp.com/mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lind-family.jpg?resize=423%2C451 Yeah, she's not knockout "blonde cheerleader from Texas" typical athlete wife, but she's hardly "fugly". I get the impression that you simply don't find non-white features attractive... Every time I see her, all I think is Juan Pierre with a wig. Probably the funniest thing Gibbers has ever said.
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 I actually think Lind is a pretty handsome dude (not to mention successful baseball player), which is another point I wanted to make.
Candy Maldonado Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 I love Morrow!! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XY3dL_ng3Q0/UZ7E0ScqqTI/AAAAAAAAGG8/5VgBsxfjovI/s640/Morrow-Freakout.gif
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 I actually think Lind is a pretty handsome dude (not to mention successful baseball player), which is another point I wanted to make. Yeah, so... y'know... Maybe he found a girl that he connects with on a personal level... Maybe she's f***ing hilarious (my personal kryptonite when it comes to the ladies...) maybe he has different taste in women than you. (frankly, within reason, I've never really cared much about a chick's weight, even when I was young, thin, handsome and a rockstar...)
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Yeah, so... y'know... Maybe he found a girl that he connects with on a personal level... Maybe she's f***ing hilarious (my personal kryptonite when it comes to the ladies...) maybe he has different taste in women than you. (frankly, within reason, I've never really cared much about a chick's weight, even when I was young, thin, handsome and a rockstar...) Oh not this s*** again..... If he was smarter he'd find a hot chick he 'connects' with..
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Oh not this s*** again..... If he was smarter he'd find a hot chick he 'connects' with.. Yeah, that's one of the dumbest things anyone has ever said. "Wow, you are awesome, and I really love spending time with you and I've literally never enjoyed spending time with anyone more than you in my life, but you're a 6... 6.5 tops, and people will mock me on a Blue Jays message board if I marry you..."
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Yeah, that's one of the dumbest things anyone has ever said. "Wow, you are awesome, and I really love spending time with you and I've literally never enjoyed spending time with anyone more than you in my life, but you're a 6... 6.5 tops, and people will mock me on a Blue Jays message board if I marry you..." How about: you're really awesome, let's be friends... because you god damn know I'm not gonna get it up.
Spanky__99 Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 How about: you're really awesome, let's be friends... because you god damn know I'm not gonna get it up. You stuck up for Heyman's journalist abilities, about not capitalizing names and I's, but you laugh at Morrow having Diabetes and call a guy dumb and his wife fugly, your priorities are out of whack man, just saying. *rolls eyes*
jays4life19 Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Can we just lock this thread? It's f***ing terrible.
Spanky__99 Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Can we just lock this thread? It's f***ing terrible. Bingo!!
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 How about: you're really awesome, let's be friends... because you god damn know I'm not gonna get it up. If you can't get it up for a 6/10, you have some problems. I can get it up over a particularly good pint of beer.
Spanky__99 Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 If you can't get it up for a 6/10, you have some problems. I can get it up over a particularly good pint of beer. lol
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 If you can't get it up for a 6/10, you have some problems. I can get it up over a particularly good pint of beer. I don't think I've ever hit below a 7. You wanna shag fuglies, that's your preference. It actually suits the rest of us.
Boxcar Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Can we just lock this thread? It's f***ing terrible. I think it was classic Greenwood tongue in cheek that most stupid people wouldn't understand, and ruined by said stupid people.
Captain Adama Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 I don't think I've ever hit below a 7. You wanna shag fuglies, that's your preference. It actually suits the rest of us. And Kate Upton uses me once a week to cheat on Justin Verlander....
AdamGreenwood Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Author Posted December 18, 2014 I think it was classic Greenwood tongue in cheek that most stupid people wouldn't understand, and ruined by said stupid people. I had to recheck to see if I accidentally titled the thread "If you are below average IQ, come post in this thread and you will get a free toaster."
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 I don't think I've ever hit below a 7. You wanna shag fuglies, that's your preference. It actually suits the rest of us. Dude, I promise you I have hit more, and hotter ladies than you in my life. I spent my teens and twenties as a f***ing touring rock star, and that's sort of what has led me to the "hey, maybe it's better to find someone who who actually like..." attitude I have now. I've had incredibly hot girls throw themselves at me for no other reason than the fact that I was on stage, and it got to the point where those girls were just f***ing awful. If you want to date vapid, insufferable girls who have nothing to offer but cleavage and an inability to converse themselves out of a wet paper bag, go right the f*** ahead. I'll take a 6/10 who makes me laugh and stimulates me mentally over a 10/10 who would lose an argument with a stuffed iguana any day of the week. I've had both, I've made my decision.
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 And Kate Upton uses me once a week to cheat on Justin Verlander.... So now we're comparing 7's and Kate Upton?
Dr Negative Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Long time reader is this guy:
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 So now we're comparing 7's and Kate Upton? I believe that was comparing "likely stories" with "likely stories" actually...
jays4life19 Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Only one way to settle this. Everyone post nudes of their gf's/wife's. ...After said nudes are posted Gnarles please lock this s***.
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Dude, I promise you I have hit more, and hotter ladies than you in my life. I spent my teens and twenties as a f***ing touring rock star, and that's sort of what has led me to the "hey, maybe it's better to find someone who who actually like..." attitude I have now. I've had incredibly hot girls throw themselves at me for no other reason than the fact that I was on stage, and it got to the point where those girls were just f***ing awful. If you want to date vapid, insufferable girls who have nothing to offer but cleavage and an inability to converse themselves out of a wet paper bag, go right the f*** ahead. I'll take a 6/10 who makes me laugh and stimulates me mentally over a 10/10 who would lose an argument with a stuffed iguana any day of the week. I've had both, I've made my decision. In summary: your philosophy in life is settle for less.
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Only one way to settle this. Everyone post nudes of their gf's/wife's. ...After said nudes are posted Gnarles please lock this s***. Starting with you bro
jays4life19 Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Starting with you bro I'm single.
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 In summary: your philosophy in life is settle for less. Your concept of "less" saddens me. More = Hot but dumb as f*** and awful Less = okay looking, but actually a really decent human being As to the jays4life19's comment, there were already naked pics of my ex on the old board, so many here have already seen those.
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 ftfy Time to go out and find 6'er... make the board proud! They are more awesome and fun to be with apparently.
LongTimeReader Verified Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 As to the jays4life19's comment, there were already naked pics of my ex on the old board, so many here have already seen those. Yeah I saw those... 6.5 (maybe 7 on a good day)... ha, stay true to yourself bro
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Yeah I saw those... 6.5... ha, stay true to yourself bro I'd reasonably have rated her (at the time of those pics) as like an 8 body, 6.5-7 face... She put on a bunch of weight while we were dating, though... Again, that didn't bug me, but I can't deny it either...
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