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I think Old Man Weams just asked our very own "The King" to a dance.

 

There's your prom date.

 

I would rather go with Moogy.

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That isn't his daughter?

 

Lol @ Weams having a daughter. Guy has probably never come close to touching a girl in his life.

 

Edit: except for his sister

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I'm legitimately marveled with the fact that with all of the shots they've taken at you, nobody has said anything about your display picture.

 

I've been waiting.

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So, anyway, back to this DD to Toronto clusterf***...

 

If the Jays trade a top prospect for this guy I'm going to f***ing freak. We just had our best year drafting, in terms of sheer talent, in maybe forever, and we may piss away some of that (or more) for this dick? f***.

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Hey O's fans, we have the sexiest ballplayer in the game!!

Chupen mis bolas latinas cabrones!!

 

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Huhuhu, jus look at them dam cuhnadiens, bet they all shave with axes huhuhu, typical cuhnadien savagees, do he use a screw draver as a tewth brush? huhuhuhu, wear's his hoarse? huhu, is them stuff on he's neck maple surrup? huhuhuhuhu freedomhuhuhu oil huhuhu guns huhuhuhuhuhuhu

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From the O's forum:

 

"Somehow, they think the dogg is theirs. The dog has been here with five different accounts. I am sure that he is a Yankee fan as well"

 

 

THE PLOT THICKENS

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Guys you said he who shall not be named one too many times. Its like candy man, you say it enough times and he'll show up.
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Hey O's fans, we have the sexiest ballplayer in the game!!

Chupen mis bolas latinas cabrones!!

 

B7_oAVZIUAA25uw.jpg

 

OK you know what, this whole bear hunter lifestyle is starting to get a little annoying. At first I thought "cool" the guy is enjoying the outdoors and living the life of a free man but looking a little closer, say at this pic and it starts to appear all rather contrived.

 

  • Look at me with my massive manly beard, I'm such a man I need to shave it with an axe.
     
  • Let me just sneak my massive bicep into this pic while I shave my man beard with my axe.
     
  • Oops, though I'm living outdoors like a man, I still manage to be wearing a perfectly white t-shirt.
     
  • And I just happened to be accessorizing with my gino necklaces and shinny watch.
     
  • But wait, there's more, even though I'm wearing this tiny t-shirt I must wear my tuck because it's oh so cold.

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Hey O's fans, we have the sexiest ballplayer in the game!!

Chupen mis bolas latinas cabrones!!

 

B7_oAVZIUAA25uw.jpg

 

For a moment there I thought you were posting a image of Daniel Norris and his daily routine. I realized I was wrong once I saw the man in the picture trying to shave. No razor would dare try to cut off the beard of Norris, as behind it doesn't lie a chin, but another fist!

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OK you know what, this whole bear hunter lifestyle is starting to get a little annoying. At first I thought "cool" the guy is enjoying the outdoors and living the life of a free man but looking a little closer, say at this pic and it starts to appear all rather contrived.

 

  • Look at me with my massive manly beard, I'm such a man I need to shave it with an axe.
     
  • Let me just sneak my massive bicep into this pic while I shave my man beard with my axe.
     
  • Oops, though I'm living outdoors like a man, I still manage to be wearing a perfectly white t-shirt.
     
  • And I just happened to be accessorizing with my gino necklaces and shinny watch.
     
  • But wait, there's more, even though I'm wearing this tiny t-shirt I must wear my tuck because it's oh so cold.

 

He was hired by a clothing company for that shoot. Those clothes are part of their line.

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OK you know what, this whole bear hunter lifestyle is starting to get a little annoying. At first I thought "cool" the guy is enjoying the outdoors and living the life of a free man but looking a little closer, say at this pic and it starts to appear all rather contrived.

 

  • Look at me with my massive manly beard, I'm such a man I need to shave it with an axe.
     
  • Let me just sneak my massive bicep into this pic while I shave my man beard with my axe.
     
  • Oops, though I'm living outdoors like a man, I still manage to be wearing a perfectly white t-shirt.
     
  • And I just happened to be accessorizing with my gino necklaces and shinny watch.
     
  • But wait, there's more, even though I'm wearing this tiny t-shirt I must wear my tuck because it's oh so cold.

 

Yeah I think the whole Dan Norris thing is ridiculous. I personally hate people like that. The ones that try to advertise their "unique" and "cool" lifestyle. They want EVERYONE to know.

 

Idk to me its a stupid way to life/stupid hobby. And he comes off as mentally unstable.

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Yeah I think the whole Dan Norris thing is ridiculous. I personally hate people like that. The ones that try to advertise their "unique" and "cool" lifestyle. They want EVERYONE to know.

 

Idk to me its a stupid way to life/stupid hobby. And he comes off as mentally unstable.

 

wat

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Yeah I think the whole Dan Norris thing is ridiculous. I personally hate people like that. The ones that try to advertise their "unique" and "cool" lifestyle. They want EVERYONE to know.

 

Idk to me its a stupid way to life/stupid hobby. And he comes off as mentally unstable.

 

lol

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OK you know what, this whole bear hunter lifestyle is starting to get a little annoying. At first I thought "cool" the guy is enjoying the outdoors and living the life of a free man but looking a little closer, say at this pic and it starts to appear all rather contrived.

 

  • Look at me with my massive manly beard, I'm such a man I need to shave it with an axe.
     
  • Let me just sneak my massive bicep into this pic while I shave my man beard with my axe.
     
  • Oops, though I'm living outdoors like a man, I still manage to be wearing a perfectly white t-shirt.
     
  • And I just happened to be accessorizing with my gino necklaces and shinny watch.
     
  • But wait, there's more, even though I'm wearing this tiny t-shirt I must wear my tuck because it's oh so cold.

 

 

...and ride a big teddy

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Yeah I think the whole Dan Norris thing is ridiculous. I personally hate people like that. The ones that try to advertise their "unique" and "cool" lifestyle. They want EVERYONE to know.

 

Idk to me its a stupid way to life/stupid hobby. And he comes off as mentally unstable.

 

Buddy just lives to find 3 things. Eternal life, the strike zone, and good waves. He's not trying to advertise a lifestyle, he was just born a hippie.

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