CultofShatkins

It's Archer tonight? http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/batvspitch/_/id/31003/chris-archer

MLB: "8 games for Odor because, like, we have to as the whole sporting world has seen the video. Sorry." *whispers* "Odor buddy, appeal and it will be much less." "Gibbons 3 games because your dumn. Oh and some s*** happened in the game the other day." "Chavez 3 games because you lost a perfectly good baseball in Fielder's ass. Plus you're one ugly motherf***er." "Bautista 3 games because your jaw hurt Odors hand. Oh and everyone else in baseball hates you, so tough s***." "Donaldson and Pillar 2 games each because f*** you Toronto." "Texas also has to pay a fine of $10 for the coffees the committee drank while reviewing this case. That will rise to $12 with state taxes because we're not based in Florida."

I swear if you watch Tulo's first ab last night and then Peavy's they were almost identical in their approach and result.

The offense better pick up Estrada - he f***ing deserves it.

June 2019?

f***, Estrada is just filthy.

Is today the day Tulo slips into negative WAR?

Aside from your scintillating grammar, absurd assumptions and generalizations and complete lack of any coherent narrative, perspicacious post.

#prayfor2Lo

You are a sorry excuse for a human being. If you can't understand the point I'm making, you are lost.

These pink uniforms in major sports are absolutely f***ing dumb. Why doesn't MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL etc. make a huge donation to breast or ovarian cancer research instead? That would actually mean something.

#prayfor2Lo

Holy s***. How broke must he be to not afford a season ticket at Tropicana? I mean what does it cost there, $6 and that includes the free coke and hot dog?

Inning not over yet; he hasn't even got an out!

Kershaw vs. Dickey. What could possibly go wrong?