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  1. CultofShatkins
    It's Archer tonight? http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/batvspitch/_/id/31003/chris-archer
  2. CultofShatkins
    MLB: "8 games for Odor because, like, we have to as the whole sporting world has seen the video. Sorry." *whispers* "Odor buddy, appeal and it will be much less." "Gibbons 3 games because your dumn. Oh and some s*** happened in the game the other day." "Chavez 3 games because you lost a perfectly good baseball in Fielder's ass. Plus you're one ugly motherf***er." "Bautista 3 games because your jaw hurt Odors hand. Oh and everyone else in baseball hates you, so tough s***." "Donaldson and Pillar 2 games each because f*** you Toronto." "Texas also has to pay a fine of $10 for the coffees the committee drank while reviewing this case. That will rise to $12 with state taxes because we're not based in Florida."
  3. CultofShatkins
    I swear if you watch Tulo's first ab last night and then Peavy's they were almost identical in their approach and result.
  4. CultofShatkins
    The offense better pick up Estrada - he f***ing deserves it.
  5. CultofShatkins
    June 2019?
  6. CultofShatkins
    f***, Estrada is just filthy.
  7. CultofShatkins
    Is today the day Tulo slips into negative WAR?
  8. CultofShatkins
    Aside from your scintillating grammar, absurd assumptions and generalizations and complete lack of any coherent narrative, perspicacious post.
  9. CultofShatkins
    #prayfor2Lo
  10. CultofShatkins
    You are a sorry excuse for a human being. If you can't understand the point I'm making, you are lost.
  11. CultofShatkins
    These pink uniforms in major sports are absolutely f***ing dumb. Why doesn't MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL etc. make a huge donation to breast or ovarian cancer research instead? That would actually mean something.
  12. CultofShatkins
    #prayfor2Lo
  13. CultofShatkins
    Holy s***. How broke must he be to not afford a season ticket at Tropicana? I mean what does it cost there, $6 and that includes the free coke and hot dog?
  14. CultofShatkins
    Inning not over yet; he hasn't even got an out!
  15. CultofShatkins
    Kershaw vs. Dickey. What could possibly go wrong?
  16. CultofShatkins
    I have a good feeling about this game. http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/amwu/pages/1319/meta_images/original/Grim-Reaper.jpg?1455246488 Wait, someone's at the door....
  17. CultofShatkins
    http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/candy-crush-saga/images/a/ab/Earth-exploding-o.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150624025615
  18. CultofShatkins
    Yes my brother. This team will come good - all hail Shatkins!
  19. CultofShatkins
    f***. I didn't realize they'd abolished the 9th. Or extra innings.
  20. CultofShatkins
    Yes, Dickey/caddy could bring us a large haul - all hail Shatkins!
  21. CultofShatkins
    Not AA fanboy. Active member of the Cult of Shatkins - all hail Shatkins! Plus choosing to exercise Dickey's option and spending $25m on Happ and Estrada proof of not being handcuffed.
  22. CultofShatkins
    Ftfy.
  23. CultofShatkins
    It is not ours to question Revere for Storen or Hendriks for Chavez. It is all part of the master plan of Shatkins - all hail Shatkins! Plus, this f***ing sucks.
  24. CultofShatkins
    "No, wait, Pillar needs more time, give it a chance, professional pride...." Said no-one but Wilner.
  25. CultofShatkins
    We were terrible again today, but in all fairness that last call was practically actionable. It wasn't even close.
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