BREAKING NEWS: Buck Martinez and Pat Tabler signed to new 5 year contracts

[Spoonovic]

According to Sportsnet Twitter. http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/martinez-tabler-to-return-for-five-more-years/

[Atothe]

NOOOOOOOO! Please tell me you're bullshitting.

[Dylan]

LOL I just came here for the show.

 

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[Spoonovic]

NOOOOOOOO! Please tell me you're bullshitting.

 

I wish.

[Frenchsoup]

Beestons last move before he heads out?

[Atothe]

I guess incompetence isn't only in the front office of the bluejays. Its the whole damn rogers media

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Who really cares?

 

They're not THAT bad. Listening to Buck's drunken rants are pretty funny sometimes.

 

A lot of people on here probably don't remember the Rob Faulds/Rod Black/Jamie Campbell days.

[glory]

Figures the longest contract Rogers has given out in 10 years goes to Buck Martinez.

[burlingtonbandit]

Lol the comments on the Tweet are hilarious. First 5 comments bash it and rightfully so. Can't understand how Sportsnet continues to run them out.

[RealAccountant]

Well we know buck and pat won't be commentrating on any playoffs game

[BTS]

I don't mind Buck, but Pat is the worst.

[howard]

According to Sportsnet Twitter. http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/martinez-tabler-to-return-for-five-more-years/

 

Well, well. The good news keeps coming. First it's Gibbons, now that dynamic duo, Buck and Pat called the M&M twins, Mouthpieces of Management. They are a well-balanced team, 50% bull bleep and 50% horse bleep.

 

I better make sure my mute button is working.

[KingKat]

I don't mind Buck, but Pat is the worst.

 

I feel like they bring out the worst in each other. They just fall into a rut and make the same tired point over and over. I liked it when Joe Siddal was there. He didn't encourage Pat to ramble on the way Buck does.

[KingKat]

So why exactly hasn't anyone posted this yet?

 

[KingKat]

They really aren't that bad.

 

Ban.

[BlueJayWay]

Must be a joke somewhere about the five year contract limit.

[KingKat]

Must be a joke somewhere about the five year contract limit.

 

To think that they might have signed them for longer otherwise.

[burlingtonbandit]

Pretty sure you guys would find a way to complain about every broadcaster. Dan Shulman is really the only guy I would prefer they brought in. Apparently he lives here most of the year. But obviously does Sunday night Baseball and College Basketball for ESPN.

 

Joe Sidall is so much better than Tabler I don't think anyone complains about him...

[abola2121]

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[labadee]

Thank god it's happy hour now...

[Sammy225]

I don't know what you guys are expecting to get up here in Hockeyville. Lots of worse ones out there ..... I could give 2 shits who the play by play guys are.

[Boxcar]

Who really cares?

 

They're not THAT bad. Listening to Buck's drunken rants are pretty funny sometimes.

 

A lot of people on here probably don't remember the Rob Faulds/Rod Black/Jamie Campbell days.

 

Given the choice, there are only like 3 or 4 teams that I would pick buck and tabby over. So...yeah. They are pretty bad.

[burlingtonbandit]

So both of them are talking about Derek Jeter when the game doesn't even have Jeter in it..5 More years of this ********.

[reedjohnsonfan]

I don't understand the hate here, clearly a lot of people think they're good since they just got 5 year contracts. Congratulations Buck and Tabby!

[burlingtonbandit]

I don't understand the hate here, clearly a lot of people think they're good since they just got 5 year contracts. Congratulations Buck and Tabby!

 

Go check out the replies on Twitter under the announcement. Casuals hate them as much as we do.

[G-Snarls]

So... Buck isn't becoming team president then?

[Atothe]

Buck Martinez back for manager and Pat Tabler for GM please.

 

Big stroooong guys everywhere, look at those forearms make him a first rounder

[Atothe]

Tabby drafts Trout over Jenkins.

 

Oh yeah unless he secretly has a fat fetish we don't know about. Remember trout was thinner back then

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

I think it's payroll related as the dumbnamic duo comes cheap!

 

Buck works for booze and pat for big strong soft hands! Lol

[Inklink]

I know I rag on them, but they're alright.

 

Inb4 some nerdy numbers telling me how they're lower-middle of the pack.