Opening Night GDT: LA Dodgers @ San Diego Padres - Ryu vs. Cashner - 8:05 PM ET

[Stangstag]

Denorfia is god

 

Thank you based Denorfia

[GD]

I am sad

 

At least I won't be f***ing up a winning streak

[GD]

Has Chris Perez put on a few?

 

... hundred?

[GD]

Pretty sure it's already over for Gordie Dougie.

 

He's put the pussy on a pedestal. It's over for him.

 

this is getting a lil creepy

[eastcoastjaysfan]

You can stop any time now. I've said this like 4 f***ing times, I'm pretty apathetic towards this team and it's going to take a lot of motivation to watch non-Opening Day games this year, even though I obviously will. I'll be watching. There's really nothing to make of this. And also I'd rather watch anything than listen to Gruber fangirl over Goins, so have fun with that lmao.

 

If he gets a hit tomorrow, it won't be pretty.

 

The beta in this post is simply off the charts.

 

Just go to the Gap and get it over with dude.

[Sammy225]

Nice pick AGon

[fatcowxlive]

lol

[Sammy225]

What a fugly inning

[eastcoastjaysfan]

The Dodgers probably spend more on their bullpen than the Rays do on their entire team.

[fatcowxlive]

At least I won't be f***ing up a winning streak

 

It'll be the beginning of a losing streek!!

[GD]

The beta in this post is simply off the charts.

 

Just go to the Gap and get it over with dude.

 

You've spent multiple pages discussing the relationship of a teenager

[GD]

It'll be the beginning of a losing streek!!

 

What do you think we'll start off as? I'm thinking ~2-5.

[eastcoastjaysfan]

You've spent multiple pages discussing the relationship of a teenager

 

Just trying to help!

[ElNik2013]

You've spent multiple pages discussing the relationship of a teenager

 

 

 

Take it as advice young man, maybe he's speaking from experience.

[GD]

Take it as advice young man, maybe he's speaking from experience.

 

I don't think so. Him and BTS don't like sunlight or being outside.

[GD]

Just trying to help!

 

Whatever beta I gain I'll lose when after my daily fap session to Jesse Carlson. Total f***ing alpha.

[bzapple]

I hope John Axford regrows his hair and goatee and becomes awesome again.

[jays_fever]

I know people hate commercials, but I kind of want to say it's better than sitting in the silence that MLB tv offers

[GD]

When he gives advice, people should listen.

 

Good teacher. Gives great butt slaps. Vetrin presents for days.

[Grant77]

Atta boy Perez

[Caper]

If a Ryan Goins was playing 1st base... He would have had that.

[ElNik2013]

Young ECJF was as beta as they come, but has slowly transitioned into a Luis Perez level alpha. When he gives advice, people should listen.

 

 

 

That's what I suspected, the advice seemed so close and personal...you know, like he saw GD making the mistakes he made at the same age.

[Sammy225]

He's so vile though.

 

Ever see the video of the fan chirping him in warm up?

[jaysfan2014]

They gave Brian Wilson $10M for this? Especially against a punchless team like the Padres. And the offense isn't exactly lighting it up either. Kemp needs to come back soon..

[GD]

That's what I suspected, the advice seemed so close and personal...you know, like he saw GD making the mistakes he made at the same age.

 

Hey, having an ECJF comp is pretty cool.

 

Negative, posts a lot, and this.

[Sammy225]

Is that the one where he talks about how much money he makes?

 

Thats it

[GD]

I really, really like Paco Rodriguez and I don't know why.

[jaysfan2014]

Is anyone as tired of the "hand sandwich" commercial for Wonder Bread than I am? They seem to show it a lot lately..

[fatcowxlive]

Hey, having an ECJF comp is pretty cool.

 

Negative, posts a lot, and this.

 

That will forever by my comp, 17k posts in one year get at me lmao

[GD]

That will forever by my comp, 17k posts in one year get at me lmao

 

I would have beaten that really, really f***ing easily had I not stopped posting over the summer. 17k posts is probably attainable for me if I ever get my priorities straight.