Around Baseball 2014

[G-Snarls]

Lol...Uggla hits the grand slam. Crazy game.

 

[G-Snarls]

[ElNik2013]

Too bad Lincoln sucked for the Phillies, had he done well for them, Amaro Jr. might be calling AA for Wagner.

[GD]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you THE worst baseball column you will ever read.

 

Deadspin even wrote an article on its hilarious terribleness.

 

Here are the first three "paragraphs":

 

Somebody needs to FJM that s***.

[NorthOf49]

Luis Avilan gives up five runs in an inning... gets the win!

 

That guy just knows how to win.

[G-Snarls]

Snider home run off Bailey

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Snider actually hitting quite well to start the season. Hopefully he can stick.

[Daniel Labude]

Snider actually hitting quite well to start the season. Hopefully he can stick.

 

Would be a great 4th OF for us at this point in time.

[NorthOf49]

Jordan Lyles blowing away the Padres. My goodness.

[GD]

Jordan Lyles blowing away the Padres. My goodness.

 

I feel like he has 5 K's and 2 BB in 6 IP or something.

[jaysfan2014]

Cincy/Pittsburgh game has been suspended. The game will resume at 7-7 tomorrow at 5:30pm in the 7th inning. Since they got past the 5th inning, they have to finish the game, especially considering it's tied. So all 10 HRs in that game will count.. will we see more tomorrow?

[G-Snarls]

Cespedes with a bomb to dead CF

 

http://cespedesfamilybarbecue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/7323e-28zhd1.gif

[over500]

3ip 2h 0er 2bb 1k

That's some Drabekesque domination.

[burlingtonbandit]

Matt Moore getting TJS. Out for the season.

 

http://www.tampabay.com/sports/baseball/rays/archer-rays-hammered-by-orioles/2175100

[Atothe]

"Craig Kimbrel was unavailable Monday due to a sore shoulder"

 

Ah oh

[saskjayfan]

Matt Moore getting TJS. Out for the season.

 

http://www.tampabay.com/sports/baseball/rays/archer-rays-hammered-by-orioles/2175100

 

The AL east is wide open this year.

[over500]

The AL east is wide open this year.

Playoffs will be easy to make

[Abomination]

Lol, bad day to be a closer

[saskjayfan]

Playoffs will be easy to make

 

for whichever team wins more games than all the rest of the teams in the AL East. I know, the Jays have no shot. Tampa could lose David Price and Longoria and still beat the Jays. The yanks could lose Kuroda and Beltran and comfortably finish ahead of the Jays. The Sox could lose lester and big papi...but still look down on the Jays in the standings. I'm just saying it's wide open for the other 4 teams.

[Orgfiller]

That's a very bold and pessimistic view.

 

Reverse jinx?

[admin]

I hate Ervin Santana.

[Stangstag]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you THE worst baseball column you will ever read.

 

Deadspin even wrote an article on its hilarious terribleness.

 

Here are the first three "paragraphs":

 

Jesus f***

[Stangstag]

So Jesse Chavez, huh? 7IP 4H 1ER 0BB 9K...

 

Santiago pitched well too. 7IP 5H 1ER 1BB 3K

 

Good game going on between the Angels and A's.

 

I hate the A's. Seriously? Jesse f***ing Chavez?

[Ziggyy108]

Didn't know where to post this but you guys have any suggestions for the best MLB podcasts??

[Ziggyy108]

TJ surgery for Moore

[G-Snarls]

TJ surgery for Moore

 

Ah s***, really? That sucks.

[G-Snarls]

[G-Snarls]

Rays falling apart at the seams

 

Flags flying half mast at BTS's house:

 

http://www.flagdom.com/images/medium/tampa_bay_rays_garden_flag_MED.gif

[eastcoastjaysfan]

I hate Ervin Santana.

 

Pitching like a stud. Two outstanding starts.

[G-Snarls]

Pitching like a stud. Two outstanding starts.

 

Sumbitch "had a deal" with Toronto