JugglingPitches Verified Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Baseball/MLB/Toronto/2013/10/01/21163911.html Do you think she knows about all the women he's been banging in Toronto?
G-Snarls Community Moderator Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Baseball/MLB/Toronto/2013/10/01/21163911.html Awesome. Honeymoon in Florida and maybe he could just stay there and make 580k for the Marlins next year #TopTenCatcherInTheNLEast
ReturnOfTheYeti Verified Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 And I suppose you have first hand knowledge of this eh? Honestly, dump on JPA the catcher, that's cool, but I don't get the personal attacks and judgments.
connorp Old-Timey Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 lol.. just read it.. I guess everyone has their own definition of "perfect".. it actually didnt even seem romantic.. like a vain celebrity couple would do. She's not that hot.. buy maybe bad pic? I was going to start a thread one day with hottest/ugliest mlb player wives/gfs out of curiousity. Too lazy for research though
HERPDERP Old-Timey Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Can we just leave the attacks on his personal life out of this? He's a s*** player and below replacement level, but that's out of this conversation cause this isn't about baseball.
Abomination Old-Timey Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Genuinely want to say congrats to JPA. Still going to immensely enjoy the jokes that follow from this though.
Angrioter Old-Timey Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Kimberly darling, bad choice, Thole is available
connorp Old-Timey Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Can we just leave the attacks on his personal life out of this? He's a s*** player and below replacement level, but that's out of this conversation cause this isn't about baseball. Cool your shorts. Being a celeb means people are going to talk s*** about you on the internet. Most would trade their life for the celeb's though. Is what it is. Dont be such a wet blanket.
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 lol.. just read it.. I guess everyone has their own definition of "perfect".. it actually didnt even seem romantic.. like a vain celebrity couple would do. She's not that hot.. buy maybe bad pic? I was going to start a thread one day with hottest/ugliest mlb player wives/gfs out of curiousity. Too lazy for research though She's hot. It's a bad picture. Maybe he went after another celebrity(she's a singer and a bigger name then him, probably has a higher networth too) so that way when he gets non-tendered this year and has to play on a minor league contract, he still has his sugar mama to back him up.
Boxcar Old-Timey Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 I hope he doesn't reproduce. That would be an egregious mistake.
flafson Verified Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Maybe that took a lot of pressure off his shoulders and he will be rock solid next season?
fatcowxlive Old-Timey Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Nah not true. Would be a good looking kid. They just can't baseball unless his wife preaches walking at his little league games. In which JP files for divorce lol
Errorcebia Verified Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 She should have looked up his stats on fangraphs before making a decision.
dineke Old-Timey Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Good on JPA to get her locked up while he's still in the majors.
jays_fever Old-Timey Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Just google images kim perry..shes hot. Its a bad picture
dineke Old-Timey Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Yeah she's hot... too band she's a country singer though.
flafson Verified Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 I for one, very happy for him, congrats JP!!!
TheHurl Site Manager Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 I know at least one Torontoian that has slept with him but that was when he was engaged to the last girl.
Sorrow Verified Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 People hating JPA for being a human being is a bit silly. Disliking him for his baseball skill set as a fan is acceptable. Congratulations JPA.
Fearthedoc Verified Member Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) I wish I saw the proposal first hand. It would have been refreshing to see JPA down on one knee without a ball going by him. Edited October 1, 2013 by Fearthedoc
TheHurl Site Manager Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 I wish bad things upon people I don't know all the time, many on this board even. Personally I await The Band Perry's song about a douchebag called "Passed Ball"
dineke Old-Timey Member Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 lol @ you JPA maybe a terrible baseball player, but dude is tall, and super aesthetic, He is like a 10 (NO HOMO) Trust me he will have no problem marrying the girl of his choice It was a joke... Boy do you love to go on 'bout Jp's looks... but yeah no homo amirite?
guylaroche5 Verified Member Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 i remember hearing about this on the radio on the morning and thinking of all the possible ways the board was gonna have fun with this. then i come on and see all the catholic nuns crying about not attacking jp's personal life. are you guys for real? what about when he attacked zaun and hayhurst? and what harm can come from making baseball jokes that relate to this? some of you need to get the sand out of your vaginas
connorp Old-Timey Member Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 It was a joke.. Boy do you love to go on 'bout Jp's looks... but yeah no homo amirite? Actually that was the best line i read. Funny but prob true
John_Havok Old-Timey Member Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Well at least there's someplace he's not striking out repeatedly. Good for him.
JugglingPitches Verified Member Posted October 2, 2013 Author Posted October 2, 2013 And I suppose you have first hand knowledge of this eh? Honestly, dump on JPA the catcher, that's cool, but I don't get the personal attacks and judgments. Go to Boston Pizza by Rogers Center (Front/Blue Jays Way) and ask the waitresses about JP there. It's where he and Lawrie frequent.
connorp Old-Timey Member Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Go to Boston Pizza by Rogers Center (Front/Blue Jays Way) and ask the waitresses about JP there. It's where he and Lawrie frequent. Sweet life. Must be nice going in somewhere knowing you could pick up any of the chicks no problem, boyfriend or not.
connorp Old-Timey Member Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Despite the unanimous vote on here, I dont thik she's hot. She has a couple nice glam shots where she looks good.. but normally I dont think she's hot. In scrolling some player's wives.. here's David DeJesus's wife. Like her:)
connorp Old-Timey Member Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Gio Gonz wife... Im totally spamming now
ace3113 Verified Member Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Gio Gonz wife... Im totally spamming now [ATTACH=CONFIG]366[/ATTACH] Which one is she in the picture?
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