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On a Monday afternoon in Camden Yards, the Toronto Blue Jays dropped a game against the Orioles by a score of 2-1.

 

More importantly, Arencibia walked for the second time this season.

 

What's so special about this? The date is April 22nd, 2013. What is today's date? May 22nd, 2013.

 

Yes ladies and gentleman, this is the man that has been batting in the middle of the lineup, and self proclaims that he is a #top10catcher and that he could be a Buster Posey, but lacks postseason experience to make him take that 'final' step in becoming an MVP catcher.

 

Oh yeah and how has he done at the plate from April 23rd on? He batted .198/.207/.333 with 3 homers and 25 STRIKEOUTS.

 

THiS MAN HAS A f***ING 54:2 K:BB RATIO

 

Just a fun fact

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At least we can take a bit of solace by being in the "I told you so" boat.
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We need 16 year old girls on this board to explain why JPA is good...and we can can try and get Fatcow laid.
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We need 16 year old girls on this board to explain why JPA is good...and we can can try and get Fatcow laid.

 

haha thanks and good luck :P

Posted
We need 16 year old girls on this board to explain why JPA is good...and we can can try and get Fatcow laid.

 

Now that I'm here, the LadyJayFans will probably steer clear :P

Old-Timey Member
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and we can can try and get Fatcow laid.

 

There's a better chance of JPA taking a walk on a 3-0 count.

Old-Timey Member
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We need 16 year old girls on this board to explain why JPA is good...and we can can try and get Fatcow laid.

 

What???? I'm assuming Fatcow is 16 otherwise this is very weird.

Old-Timey Member
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What???? I'm assuming Fatcow is 16 otherwise this is very weird.

 

Fatcow is in high school so he's somewhere around that

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There's a better chance of JPA taking a walk on a 3-0 count.

 

ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch! :/, but probably true lol

 

What???? I'm assuming Fatcow is 16 otherwise this is very weird.

 

Well 17, but yeah :P

Old-Timey Member
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Fatcow is in high school so he's somewhere around that

 

Lol yeah... when i first read it I thought he implied banging under aged girls.

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The new forum takes a lot of the fun out of that. Most of the dumn fans who liked JPA don't post here.

 

I remember when molina was here, 90% were bitching

at cito for playing him every time morrow pitched, and

having a scrub blocking JPA's development.

Old-Timey Member
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ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch! :/, but probably true lol

 

There's a better chance of Henry Blanco hitting a grand slam

 

Lol yeah... when i first read it I thought he implied banging under aged girls.

 

People on this board are weird but not THAT weird lol.

Posted
There's a better chance of Henry Blanco hitting a grand slam

 

lol ok, ease up there bro lol

 

What's next? Better chance that Ortiz has less than 3 walks in a start?

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He has the worst K/BB in the history of baseball.

He has a 0.239 OBP.

He has a 0.297 wOBA despite being a bottom-3 defender in the league at his position and getting time purely for his bat.

He hits 4th or 5th in the lineup.

 

It really is a nightmare.

 

f***

Old-Timey Member
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lol ok, ease up there bro lol

 

What's next? Better chance that Ortiz has less than 3 walks in a start?

 

You're a virgin? It's time dude... go out there and just say some random s*** to girls and one of them will bang you.

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Funny thing I noticed... Cubs catcher Castillo has only walked ONCE in nearly as many AB as JP (130 vs 160). Although he also has nearly half as many strike-outs. Technically Castillo's BB:K rate is even worse than JP.... if you can believe it. It's weird that catchers who see more pitches than anyone else often are very low OBP guys.
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Dude just has to show them his old forum post count. No woman can resist such greatness.

 

Would be pretty epic if he used that as a pickup line and got a girl's number.

 

"Hi... I'm the leader in post count on the bluejays.com message board, want to f*** greatness?"

Community Moderator
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I remember when molina was here, 90% were bitching

at cito for playing him every time morrow pitched, and

having a scrub blocking JPA's development.

 

I was in the let them split time 50/50 camp and most laughed at me for that. I have always been of the mindset that young catchers should be eased in and mentored unless were talking about the few exceptions that come along which JPA was not. Mentoring probably wouldn't have helped him though since he is an arrogant pile of s***.

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You're a virgin? It's time dude... go out there and just say some random s*** to girls and one of them will bang you.

 

Do you think I have time for that?! I have GDTs to make man!

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Dude just has to show them his old forum post count. No woman can resist such greatness.

 

Bro, 17K in one year, what an achievement

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LOL that's the JonnB guy who posts here.

Block button bro LOL

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