fatcowxlive Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 On a Monday afternoon in Camden Yards, the Toronto Blue Jays dropped a game against the Orioles by a score of 2-1. More importantly, Arencibia walked for the second time this season. What's so special about this? The date is April 22nd, 2013. What is today's date? May 22nd, 2013. Yes ladies and gentleman, this is the man that has been batting in the middle of the lineup, and self proclaims that he is a #top10catcher and that he could be a Buster Posey, but lacks postseason experience to make him take that 'final' step in becoming an MVP catcher. Oh yeah and how has he done at the plate from April 23rd on? He batted .198/.207/.333 with 3 homers and 25 STRIKEOUTS. THiS MAN HAS A f***ING 54:2 K:BB RATIO Just a fun fact
o2cui2i Community Moderator Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 he might have 3 by the all star break.
Dylan Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 I started laughing when i read this, but now I'm just depressed for him.
Laika Community Moderator Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 At least we can take a bit of solace by being in the "I told you so" boat.
GeorgiaPeach Verified Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 Wonder what the record in a season is. Keppinger & Arencibia neck and neck.
TheHurl Site Manager Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 We need 16 year old girls on this board to explain why JPA is good...and we can can try and get Fatcow laid.
fatcowxlive Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Author Posted May 23, 2013 We need 16 year old girls on this board to explain why JPA is good...and we can can try and get Fatcow laid. haha thanks and good luck
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 We need 16 year old girls on this board to explain why JPA is good...and we can can try and get Fatcow laid. Now that I'm here, the LadyJayFans will probably steer clear
oakville69 Verified Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 The only solution is for AA to demand that Rogers play "take a walk" by Passion Pit whenever JPA gets an at bat. I think they can override whatever JPA has as his walk up music. It's becoming a joke that JP refuses to take a walk. https://www.google.com/search?q=take+a+walk+passion+pit&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
GD Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 and we can can try and get Fatcow laid. There's a better chance of JPA taking a walk on a 3-0 count.
dineke Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 We need 16 year old girls on this board to explain why JPA is good...and we can can try and get Fatcow laid. What???? I'm assuming Fatcow is 16 otherwise this is very weird.
GD Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 What???? I'm assuming Fatcow is 16 otherwise this is very weird. Fatcow is in high school so he's somewhere around that
fatcowxlive Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Author Posted May 23, 2013 There's a better chance of JPA taking a walk on a 3-0 count. ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch! :/, but probably true lol What???? I'm assuming Fatcow is 16 otherwise this is very weird. Well 17, but yeah
dineke Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 Fatcow is in high school so he's somewhere around that Lol yeah... when i first read it I thought he implied banging under aged girls.
EdelweissBouquet Verified Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 The new forum takes a lot of the fun out of that. Most of the dumn fans who liked JPA don't post here. I remember when molina was here, 90% were bitching at cito for playing him every time morrow pitched, and having a scrub blocking JPA's development.
GD Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch! :/, but probably true lol There's a better chance of Henry Blanco hitting a grand slam Lol yeah... when i first read it I thought he implied banging under aged girls. People on this board are weird but not THAT weird lol.
fatcowxlive Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Author Posted May 23, 2013 There's a better chance of Henry Blanco hitting a grand slam lol ok, ease up there bro lol What's next? Better chance that Ortiz has less than 3 walks in a start?
Arkadium Verified Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 He has the worst K/BB in the history of baseball. He has a 0.239 OBP. He has a 0.297 wOBA despite being a bottom-3 defender in the league at his position and getting time purely for his bat. He hits 4th or 5th in the lineup. It really is a nightmare. f***
dineke Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 lol ok, ease up there bro lol What's next? Better chance that Ortiz has less than 3 walks in a start? You're a virgin? It's time dude... go out there and just say some random s*** to girls and one of them will bang you.
Arkadium Verified Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 Funny thing I noticed... Cubs catcher Castillo has only walked ONCE in nearly as many AB as JP (130 vs 160). Although he also has nearly half as many strike-outs. Technically Castillo's BB:K rate is even worse than JP.... if you can believe it. It's weird that catchers who see more pitches than anyone else often are very low OBP guys.
dineke Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 Dude just has to show them his old forum post count. No woman can resist such greatness. Would be pretty epic if he used that as a pickup line and got a girl's number. "Hi... I'm the leader in post count on the bluejays.com message board, want to f*** greatness?"
Chappy Community Moderator Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 I remember when molina was here, 90% were bitching at cito for playing him every time morrow pitched, and having a scrub blocking JPA's development. I was in the let them split time 50/50 camp and most laughed at me for that. I have always been of the mindset that young catchers should be eased in and mentored unless were talking about the few exceptions that come along which JPA was not. Mentoring probably wouldn't have helped him though since he is an arrogant pile of s***.
fatcowxlive Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Author Posted May 23, 2013 You're a virgin? It's time dude... go out there and just say some random s*** to girls and one of them will bang you. Do you think I have time for that?! I have GDTs to make man!
fatcowxlive Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Author Posted May 23, 2013 Dude just has to show them his old forum post count. No woman can resist such greatness. Bro, 17K in one year, what an achievement
Angrioter Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 One walk by month = 6 entire season
dineke Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 Do you think I have time for that?! I have GDTs to make man! f***ing is why life is worth living.
Angrioter Old-Timey Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 LOL that's the JonnB guy who posts here. Block button bro LOL
Arkadium Verified Member Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 Block button bro LOL At least the people are calling him out on this horse s***, if Gibby isn't.
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