A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

I'd probably give you any two of my relievers for Betances.

 

I would not do this. Familia is legit awesome though.

[Dr. Dinger]

But my dossier on you says you love Huston Street.

[BTS]

But my dossier on you says you love Huston Street.

 

I do! How do you feel about Doug Fister?

[Dr. Dinger]

I feel like he's unownable in 12 and 14 team leagues, but possibly interesting in this format despite his incredibly concerning velocity loss. If you dropped him I'd claim him.

[Laika]

Indeed. You'll probably get a decent SP for Familia and I'll be forced to hold on Betances and Robertson.

 

You need a SP? Should of kept Buchholz.

 

I'll open the bidding with Raisel for Betances.

[Laika]

I'm adding my 4th to the AnibLOL / BuchhLOLz trade.

[TRM]

I'm adding my 4th to the AnibLOL / BuchhLOLz trade.

 

Nice trade for you methinks.

[Spanky99]

Nice trade for you methinks.

 

I replied to your PM.

[Spanky99]

Jon Gray debut today...Yippee!

[TRM]

I replied to your PM.

 

Spanky, I told you not to publicize that we were negotiating on Frazier....

[BTS]

Holliday for Frazier? Meh.

[Dr. Dinger]

Matt Holliday has like half as many HRs as Kevin Pillar and a balky quad. He probably won't even play again this year.

[BTS]

Matt Holliday has like half as many HRs as Kevin Pillar and a balky quad. He probably won't even play again this year.

 

Yup. TRM should trade him to me for, like, Sergio Romo or something.

[Dr. Dinger]

Wow, Romo is having a fantastic year. He never should have been taken out of the closer role though. Bochy must be the derpiest guy to ever manage 3 WS winners.

[The Cats Ass]

Spanky, I told you not to publicize that we were negotiating on Frazier....

 

You're full. PM Box.

[BTS]

Wow, Romo is having a fantastic year. He never should have been taken out of the closer role though. Bochy must be the derpiest guy to ever manage 3 WS winners.

 

Probably the best year of his career. I don't mind his usage. He'll end up with like 30 holds and 5 saves.

[TRM]

Matt Holliday has like half as many HRs as Kevin Pillar and a balky quad. He probably won't even play again this year.

 

It's bad form to talk badly about other peoples assets.

[Dr. Dinger]

Probably the best year of his career. I don't mind his usage. He'll end up with like 30 holds and 5 saves.

 

Nah, 2011 was better. 17.3% SwStr and 14 K/BB... that slider is cray.

[TRM]

You're full. PM Box.

 

Fixed.

[Dr. Dinger]

It's bad form to talk badly about other peoples assets.

 

I recently traded him to GD, so I'm just trying to rub some salt in it, as he clearly lurks this thread daily.

[BTS]

Nah, 2011 was better. 17.3% SwStr and 14 K/BB... that slider is cray.

 

Jesus, I didn't realize he was quite THAT filthy.

[The Cats Ass]

Fixed.

 

PM'd you about Puig.

[BTS]

PM'd you about Puig.

 

Can you plz PM me about Puig?

[Dr. Dinger]

I had a dream last night where Cano passed through waivers (obviously) and then the Yankees traded Sabathia for him.

[havok24]

Can you plz PM me about Puig?

 

I would also like one as well.

[Spanky99]

Spanky, I told you not to publicize that we were negotiating on Frazier....

 

Sorry...

 

Didn't think I was publicizing it, to be honest.

[jaysblue]

Holliday for Frazier? Meh.

 

Matt Holliday for Todd Frazier?

[The Cats Ass]

Matt Holliday for Todd Frazier?

 

No.

 

Roy Holliday for Jason Frazier.

[BTS]

Matt Holliday for Todd Frazier?

 

No, that's ridiculous.

[Laika]

I had a dream last night where Cano passed through waivers (obviously) and then the Yankees traded Sabathia for him.

 

I had a dream where Cano got Safeco'd to death and Chris Davis bounced back to a 40 HR player.... Oh wait! That's real life!