A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Laika]

If his rise to prominence leads to my former boy Seager actually playing SS in the bigs, be a pal and put me on suicide watch?

 

I already have you on suicide watch FWIW

[BTS]

Shall we, BTS? Seems like an appropriate time for some Turner fapping.

 

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=400&type=8&season=2015&month=0&season1=2014&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=17,d

 

He's a stud.

[AdamGreenwood]

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=400&type=8&season=2015&month=0&season1=2014&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=17,d

 

He's a stud.

 

I remember JFAS trying to get me to include him with Dan Haren in order to trade up for Rob Refsynder in #LOD.

[Boxcar]

Another dinger for JT. fapfapfap

[Dr. Dinger]

Jhonny Peralta is the new Hanley Ramirez.

[GD]

god I love Jhonny Peralta

[TRM]

I feel the same way about Grandal and Colon...

 

Biogenesis boys for life!

[Dr. Dinger]

I just made that your team name.

[TRM]

Welp, it looks like if I didn't have my head up my ass and started Wilson I would have beaten Dinger, oh well.

 

Good matchup Doc, looking forward to continuing the annual tradition of beating you in the playoffs in a couple months.

[TRM]

I just made that your team name.

 

wut

[Dr. Dinger]

In the google doc.

[TRM]

In the google doc.

 

Nice

[Laika]

Too similar to Balco Pharm Team

[TRM]

I have been considering returning to A 2nd Leg to Stanton, however Giancarlo really took that demotion to heart and has mashed since. Not sure I wanna mess with that juju.

[TRM]

Too similar to Balco Pharm Team

 

And Burrito Boyz.

[Dr. Dinger]

Too similar to Balco Pharm Team

 

I would say it's more similar to Burrito Boyz.

[Dr. Dinger]

Still better than bbryant - lol bts though.

[TRM]

Still better than bbryant - lol bts though.

 

I didn't choose that name, it chose me.

[Laika]

I like brryant - lol bts just fine

 

If it must change, maybe AFK would be fitting, in honour of your frequent absences.

[TRM]

Your legit showing still topples the good Dr. from 1st again, unsure who he lost it to, not important really!

 

You owe me a TCA sized beer.

[BTS]

Please change your name from brryant - lol bts. Thx.

[Laika]

The most important thing is that KK's team name will forever and always be Kitten Mittens, despite whatever else he tries to make it

[TRM]

Please change your name from brryant - lol bts. Thx.

 

Only for you, Norman.

[Laika]

And before bed, I'd also like to mention that I absolutely loathe each and every one of my players.

 

night

[BTS]

Holy crap, another homer for Turner. 4 in 6 games. Guy is on a tear.

[KingKat]

The most important thing is that KK's team name will forever and always be Kitten Mittens, despite whatever else he tries to make it

 

Please spare me this. I don't even watch that show.

[TRM]

It's Kitten Mittons, anyway.

[Dr. Dinger]

Your legit showing still topples the good Dr. from 1st again, unsure who he lost it to, not important really!

 

You're so dead next week.

[Boxcar]

Still better than bbryant - lol bts though.

 

What world do you live in where any name is better than brryant - lol bts?

[Dr. Dinger]

[TABLE=width: 415]

[TR]

[TD]Rank

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]Team Name

[/TD]

[TD]zBAT

[/TD]

[TD]zPIT

[/TD]

[TD]zTOTAL

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]1

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]London Slayers

[/TD]

[TD]2.8

[/TD]

[TD]8.7

[/TD]

[TD]11.5

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]2

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]Los Osos Blancos

[/TD]

[TD]5.1

[/TD]

[TD]4.7

[/TD]

[TD]9.8

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]3

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]A 2nd Leg To Stanton

[/TD]

[TD]3.7

[/TD]

[TD]4.6

[/TD]

[TD]8.3

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]4

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]Triple Hawpe Brewed!

[/TD]

[TD]8.1

[/TD]

[TD]0.1

[/TD]

[TD]8.2

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]5

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]BALCO Pharm Team

[/TD]

[TD]6.1

[/TD]

[TD]1.5

[/TD]

[TD]7.6

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]6

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]The Butt Stallions

[/TD]

[TD]-2.7

[/TD]

[TD]8.6

[/TD]

[TD]5.8

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]7

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]Burrito Boyz

[/TD]

[TD]-0.5

[/TD]

[TD]5.0

[/TD]

[TD]4.5

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]8

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]ISO Horny

[/TD]

[TD]6.5

[/TD]

[TD]-2.5

[/TD]

[TD]4.0

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]9

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]The Bryce Is Right

[/TD]

[TD]6.6

[/TD]

[TD]-3.8

[/TD]

[TD]2.9

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]10

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]The True Cardinals

[/TD]

[TD]-1.5

[/TD]

[TD]2.9

[/TD]

[TD]1.3

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]11

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]Twist and Trout

[/TD]

[TD]-0.9

[/TD]

[TD]0.2

[/TD]

[TD]-0.7

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]12

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]The Georgia Peach

[/TD]

[TD]-1.6

[/TD]

[TD]-0.7

[/TD]

[TD]-2.3

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]13

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]Taijuan On!

[/TD]

[TD]2.7

[/TD]

[TD]-5.1

[/TD]

[TD]-2.4

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]14

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]Gryffindor

[/TD]

[TD]-2.2

[/TD]

[TD]-0.6

[/TD]

[TD]-2.8

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]15

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]The Lyon Tamer

[/TD]

[TD]-3.3

[/TD]

[TD]-0.1

[/TD]

[TD]-3.5

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]16

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]The WAR Puigs

[/TD]

[TD]-3.3

[/TD]

[TD]-1.1

[/TD]

[TD]-4.4

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]17

[/TD]

[TD=align: left](insert clever name)

[/TD]

[TD]-1.7

[/TD]

[TD]-3.4

[/TD]

[TD]-5.0

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]18

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]B.Inge Drinking

[/TD]

[TD]-1.6

[/TD]

[TD]-7.4

[/TD]

[TD]-9.1

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]19

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]Bye Week

[/TD]

[TD]-12.4

[/TD]

[TD]-4.4

[/TD]

[TD]-16.8

[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]20

[/TD]

[TD=align: left]King Kats

[/TD]

[TD]-9.7

[/TD]

[TD]-7.2

[/TD]

[TD]-16.9

[/TD]

[/TR]

[/TABLE]