A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[z3r0s]

Biggest redraft sleepers compared to ADP:

Pitchers:

Harvey

Chapman

Ryu

Fiers

Salazar

Hutchison

Norris

 

Hitters:

Harper

Votto

Bryant

Pearce

Souza

Zobrist (as SS)

Jaso

Grandal

Lowrie

 

Your system doesn't like Walker? Steamers seems to love him and he's way down there on the draft order

[Laika]

Alex Cobb has....... forearm tightness.

[The Cats Ass]

The death knell...sorry Spanky old man!

 

Clear your inbox slacker.

[BTS]

Poor Spanky. His rotation is poor even with Cobb.

[Dr. Dinger]

I could have Yordano Ventura and Lucas Giolito, but instead I have a 37 year old on the 60 day DL. You're all welcome.

[Spanky99]

Alex Cobb has....... forearm tightness.

 

Ruh-Roh!!!

[Spanky99]

The death knell...sorry Spanky old man!

 

Meh, s*** happens!

[Spanky99]

Poor Spanky. His rotation is poor even with Cobb.

 

It's not poor, lol. I was going to pony up for a pitcher, we'll see now.

[Dr. Dinger]

AND Joe Kelly, c'mon now.

 

Yeah, but your team would have to be pretty pathetic to pick him up in this format LOL.

[The Cats Ass]

Anyone's staff getting hit by injury enough that they wanna take a flier on the D-backs ace (Collmenter). Or I'd also be willing to part with one of Liriano, Bailey, Hahn, Teheran, Iwakuma if you're willing to bend over with your pants down. Don't worry, I'll go slow...

[KingKat]

I'm drunk enough to trade Chapman! Happy Paddys!

[Laika]

I'm drunk enough to trade Chapman! Happy Paddys!

 

I'll give you literally anything you want

[Laika]

"Forest Fire" wasn't thorough enough so KK is going with the tried and true "Scorched Earth" rebuild method

[KingKat]

"Forest Fire" wasn't thorough enough so KK is going with the tried and true "Scorched Earth" rebuild method

 

http://i.imgur.com/JaUjaiy.gif

[The Cats Ass]

Get your big snoot outta here while us gentlemen discuss business

 

You leave

[KingKat]

Why do I always forget that NJH's team is the Butt Stallions? That shouldn't be such a hard thing to forget.

[KingKat]

The whole Matt West with a Jays hat shitilly photoshoped with my new cat thing isn't really working as an avatar is it? I mean no one's said anything but I think your silence speaks volumes.

[Laika]

Why do I always forget that NJH's team is the Butt Stallions? That shouldn't be such a hard thing to forget.

 

The whole Matt West with a Jays hat shitilly photoshoped with my new cat thing isn't really working as an avatar is it? I mean no one's said anything but I think your silence speaks volumes.

 

*to remember

 

I like it

 

Thanks for the offer but I'm not really sure I want to move a reliable SP like Niese for a closer right now.

[The Cats Ass]

Us pussys have to stick together!

[The Cats Ass]

I just googled '2 pussys'. Didn't think that through 1st.

[BTS]

This is definitely the most NSFW image posted in the history of this forum.

 

edit: catsass deleted the two vagines

[The Cats Ass]

This is definitely the most NSFW image posted in the history of this forum.

 

edit: catsass deleted the two vagines

 

LIES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Silvergun told me to.

[BTS]

LIEs

 

I seen them.

[Laika]

Osuna just made Boxy's boi Greg Dick look silly on a back foot slider

[The Cats Ass]

The whole Matt West with a Jays hat shitilly photoshoped with my new cat thing isn't really working as an avatar is it? I mean no one's said anything but I think your silence speaks volumes.

 

It looks very nice!

 

And you mail box is full.

[The Cats Ass]

Post it anyway!

 

Also if you're gonna undercut me at least sell your redundancies at the offered price!

 

Last offer is still on the table

[The Cats Ass]

Don't worry, not your concern.

 

I don't think you have the ace prospects kat is looking for.

[BTS]

I'm officially out of the Chapman sweepstakes. Looking forward to seeing who wins. Money is on catsass.

[z3r0s]

I'd throw my name in the ring KingKat. What are you looking for (let me know what in offers)? Send me a PM and I'll see if I'm in the convo

[The Cats Ass]

Well obviously I meant mine, dickloaf.

 

Calling me the dickoaf!? I wasn't the one asking for dick pics...

 

 

And I'll leave me offer on the table. I have a feel you'll get desperate when you lose out on Champman.