A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

Got drunk. Made arbitrary divisional PRs. Enjoy:

 

Division PRs Based on Entertainment

 

1. Cheesesteak: 2nd best rivalry in the league. Boxy horribleness hilarity. Jaysblue pissing everyone off. Most playoff appearances. Has a Norman. Inaugural Champion. Trout, Stanton, Kershaw. This division has it all. 10/10

 

2. Turkey Bacon Club: Three stud teams. TCA getting drunk. GP doing whatever GP does. North and NJH pseudo rivalry. Best actual sandwich. Champion. 8/10

 

3. Monte Cristo: Best rivalry. Spanky Antics (Spantics?). Norman. Silvergun hating almost everyone on the board outside of this league. 7/10

 

4. Reuben: Stupid name. Average sandwich at best. Dinger beating everyone. King Kat going from playoff to poop was neat I guess. 4/10

 

F U, I'm the reason my division sucks, not the other way around.

[The Cats Ass]

What stage were you at when you dropped Howard for Ethier, Ethier for Pederson, and Pederson for Banuelos between 1:41 and 1:46 am last week?

 

Stage 4.5

[GeorgiaPeach]

She's a 90 year old Polish immigrant, I don't think she even knows what baseballl is.

 

Did she have a pony?

[Dr. Dinger]

Did she have a pony?

 

They all had ponies, so what's wrong with that?!

[Dr. Dinger]

Ouch, Zach Wheeler TJS

[Laika]

Huge loss for a fringe playoff team

[Fearthedoc]

That came out of nowhere; Wheeler has a clean arm history. Really sucks for both ISO Horny and the Mets.

 

Maybe Syndergaard debuts sooner.

[Laika]

That came out of nowhere; Wheeler has a clean arm history. Really sucks for both ISO Horny and the Mets.

 

Pretty sure Wheeler has an obvious timing problem

[BTS]

Tough blow for torontofan, his offense is quite good, but I'm not sure about his rotation.

 

Latos

Hutch

Smyly

Gausman

Leake

Anderson

[The Cats Ass]

Maybe Syndergaard debuts sooner.

 

This would make me happy.

 

I think...

[TRM]

I don't think you can call it "drunk" if you can still type like that without any errors.

 

Just because I am a calculated and conscientious drunk, doesn't mean I am not annihilated.

[The Cats Ass]

Does Rafael Soriano have draft pick compensation or something? Why can't he just sign...

[KingKat]

Does Rafael Soriano have draft pick compensation or something? Why can't he just sign...

 

Because #despair, that's why.

[Dr. Dinger]

Does Rafael Soriano have draft pick compensation or something? Why can't he just sign...

 

Are there even any teams that need bullpen help? I can't think of any.

[The Cats Ass]

Because #despair, that's why.

 

It'd be really nice if the Jays signed him to collect saves. Cecil would make a very nice set-up man.

[The Cats Ass]

Are there even any teams that need bullpen help? I can't think of any.

 

Any team could use an experienced clozer.

[Dr. Dinger]

Rangers only one really.

 

What flavour is the Kool Aid?

[The Cats Ass]

Anyone wanna trade for Soriano? I'm sure he'll sign somewhere to close. I'd even be willing to almost guarantee it.

[Boxcar]

What flavour is the Kool Aid?

 

http://www.kraftcanada.com/brands/~/media/Kraft%20Canada/brands/images/KoolAid/pkgs/Ice-Blue-Raspberry-Lemonade.jpg

[Dr. Dinger]

Tony Cingrani is officially being converted to a reliever. Is Dusty back?

[TheHurl]

Tony Cingrani is officially being converted to a reliever. Is Dusty back?

 

And my Premier League team got significantly weaker

[King]

Cingrani was pretty close to untradeable by JFAS in the BBDL around this time last year

[Fearthedoc]

Anyone wanna trade for Soriano? I'm sure he'll sign somewhere to close. I'd even be willing to almost guarantee it.

 

Do you accept bits of string?

[BTS]

Anyone wanna trade for Soriano? I'm sure he'll sign somewhere to close. I'd even be willing to almost guarantee it.

 

Made you a wise offer.

[Dr. Dinger]

And my Premier League team got significantly weaker

 

Drop him and grab Iglesias.

[Dr. Dinger]

Cingrani was pretty close to untradeable by JFAS in the BBDL around this time last year

 

It's like looking into Carrasco's future!

[TRM]

God I hope Carrasco busts really badly.

[King]

Can we do that Betts/Cingrani trade now?

 

this was never a thing

[BTS]

God I hope Carrasco busts really badly.

 

Me too. Would be sooooo good.

[The Cats Ass]

no but I'll give you somethin shiny for Papeldick

 

PM me.