A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

Ryu right to 60 day after being shot in a gang related incident.

 

f*** I would have assumed this was a joke if you weren't a robot, you *******

[Laika]

Right about now, I feel like Danny Salazar gave me an STD, filed divorce papers, took the dog and shacked up with Brandon Belt.

 

fml

[Sammy225]

My pitching would f***ing bomb this week. I hate this game.

[Fearthedoc]

Yeah I'm with you, every day Blackmon keeps lighting it up I seethe a little more.

 

Blackmon 4 MVP.

[jays_fever]

Blackmon 4 MVP.

 

I just traded him for Hutch in my other dynasty league thinking Id cash out and then he hits 2 bombs the same day

[KingKat]

Taking offers on Gonzalez. Have a very acceptable one already on the table.

[KingKat]

Middlebrooks available for basically anything. He should be activated over the weekend.

[Fearthedoc]

Taking offers on Gonzalez. Have a very acceptable one already on the table.

 

Is mine the acceptable one or is that someone else's?

[KingKat]

Is mine the acceptable one or is that someone else's?

 

s*** dude... I actually forgot what you offered. So possibly two acceptable offers depending on what it was.

[Sammy225]

Holy s*** Brandon Belt. Please be for real.

 

I hope wacha is for real wow

[Laika]

I hope Melky is for real!

 

Let's hope everybody is for real! (except for Belt. f*** that guy)

[NorthOf49]

I hope wacha is for real wow

You seen my most recent PM?

[Boxcar]

I hope Melky is for real!

 

Let's hope everybody is for real! (except for Belt. f*** that guy)

 

Me too, I still own him in 4 leagues!

 

My team is now officially the most handsome. As soon as that becomes a stat, you guys better watch out!

 

Although Melky is kinda handsome too.

[GD]

I hate how you guys just comment on the deals without actually posting them.

[Abomination]

Melky for Marisnick and 28. So Melky for 28.

 

Yikes!

[The Cats Ass]

Boxy must like handsome Jake quite a bit. I offered him pick #11 for Melky.

[Laika]

Outside observers should note that Boxy's team basically has no chance of even sniffing the playoffs before, like, 2017.

[Laika]

Fun trade from last year:

 

To B.Inge Drinking

Fowler + Infante + #60

 

To BALCO PHARM TEAM

Kipnis + #94.

 

lololol

[The Cats Ass]

Outside observers should note that Boxy's team basically has no chance of even sniffing the playoffs before, like, 2017.

 

This is still a win for you.

[The Cats Ass]

Fun trade from last year:

 

To B.Inge Drinking

Fowler + Infante + #60

 

To BALCO PHARM TEAM

Kipnis + #94.

 

lololol

 

Lol

[Dr. Dinger]

So Trumbo is hurt. Who wants to trade me an OF for 32 and one/several of Dozier/Demeritte/Baretto/Lee?

 

Any interest in reacquiring Toriiiii? Or Jason Bourne.

[Dr. Dinger]

Fun trade from last year:

 

To B.Inge Drinking

Fowler + Infante + #60

 

To BALCO PHARM TEAM

Kipnis + #94.

 

lololol

 

I hated that deal even at the time. Kipnis is a stud.

[Laika]

What were the big league assets in this?

 

To insert clever name: Yordano Ventura, Lucas Giolito, #88

 

To A Wrench In the Plan: #76

[Dr. Dinger]

Big Game Jimmy

[Laika]

This one might be the bestest:

 

Apr 17 1:22 pm

A 2nd Leg To Stanton receives: Josh Donaldson (Oak - 3B,) picks 98 & 103

London Slayers receive: picks 56 & 96

 

OAK-3B just so we know who he is...

[Laika]

Ugggghhhhhhhh

 

Remembering Corbin AND Cingrani for Gordon should make you feel a bit better

[jaysblue]

Fun trade from last year:

 

To B.Inge Drinking

Fowler + Infante + #60

 

To BALCO PHARM TEAM

Kipnis + #94.

 

lololol

 

Don't know what the Hurl was on, but that was awful.

[jaysblue]

So Trumbo is hurt. Who wants to trade me an OF for 32 and one/several of Dozier/Demeritte/Baretto/Lee?

 

If you need an outfielder, someone like Soriano could be available.

[Dr. Dinger]

If you need an outfielder, someone like Soriano could be available.

 

Too late, he just acquired Bourn from me.

[The Cats Ass]

I'd like a bat at any position if someone wants to trade me one?