A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Pendleton]

NJH will select CF Austin Hays

 

Sent PM to Boxcar

[KingKat]

Anyone selling a legit setup guy?

 

I'd part with Blake Parker (ranked 70th overall in league value) or Matt Albers (ranked 102nd).

[Boxcar]

Oh, thanks Pendleton! Good thing I was released from my truly stupid and ridiculous ban early, because apparently harmless jokes are not allowed anymore. You hear that, GD? please start being offended by harmless jokes about stereotypes, ok?

 

I mean, it's not like the unknown mod in question could have just deleted my harmless joke and PM'd me to say it's unacceptable, no. Clearly, me, a long time poster, deserves to be treated the same way as MJ or the dogg and treated to a confusing 24 hour ban while being told to "f*** off with the trolling" and I deserved a ban for "trolling the GDT with my ironic ******** nonsense" which is apparently the result of one harmless joke.

 

By the way, unknown mod, maybe try learning what trolling actually is. I know you're completely out of touch with reality, but trolling involves baiting people for amusement. Harmless jokes =/= trolling.

 

And also, go f*** yourself. It's a good thing this forum isn't full of mundane puritans like yourself.

 

I'm going to be taking my entire window in protest. Toodles!

[Dr. Dinger]

Wah wah wah I'm a f***ing sucky baby

 

Got it.

[Boxcar]

I feel like the mic drop of "toodles" could use improvement, personally.

 

Got it.

 

Yeah, was trying real hard to please the both of you. Sorry I didn't deliver.

[Dr. Dinger]

You have such a martyr complex sometimes, it's really something. Maybe try not taking everything so personally and letting things go a little more easily.

[Fearthedoc]

I was gone for 2 weeks and I'm confused. Who is pendleton? Is that njh?

[P2F]

JFC. See you all back here tomorrow, I guess.

[Pendleton]

I was gone for 2 weeks and I'm confused. Who is pendleton? Is that njh?

 

I'm the guy to whom you gave up your LoD team (thanks again by the way, thoroughly enjoying the league), I'm just making NJH's picks for him since he couldn't be around (along with Jays4life19)

[P2F]

I was gone for 2 weeks and I'm confused. Who is pendleton? Is that njh?

 

Yep, NJH has a new account called "Pendleton". His usual account was perma-banned for his constant anti-Semitism.

 

Edit: "Pendleton" may try to convince you that he's not NJH, but we know that he is.

[Spanky99]

Oh, thanks Pendleton! Good thing I was released from my truly stupid and ridiculous ban early, because apparently harmless jokes are not allowed anymore. You hear that, GD? please start being offended by harmless jokes about stereotypes, ok?

 

I mean, it's not like the unknown mod in question could have just deleted my harmless joke and PM'd me to say it's unacceptable, no. Clearly, me, a long time poster, deserves to be treated the same way as MJ or the dogg and treated to a confusing 24 hour ban while being told to "f*** off with the trolling" and I deserved a ban for "trolling the GDT with my ironic ******** nonsense" which is apparently the result of one harmless joke.

 

By the way, unknown mod, maybe try learning what trolling actually is. I know you're completely out of touch with reality, but trolling involves baiting people for amusement. Harmless jokes =/= trolling.

 

And also, go f*** yourself. It's a good thing this forum isn't full of mundane puritans like yourself.

 

I'm going to be taking my entire window in protest. Toodles!

 

lulz... though I don't understand taking it out on the league.

[Boxcar]

lulz... though I don't understand taking it out on the league.

 

You're right, that is wrong of me. Maybe if I were playing with 19 other KingKats.

 

I took Marcus Wilson. Sammy has been notified.

[Spanky99]

You're right, that is wrong of me. Maybe if I were playing with 19 other KingKats.

 

I took Marcus Wilson. Sammy has been notified.

 

There you go... ya kike bastard!

[KingKat]

Oh, thanks Pendleton! Good thing I was released from my truly stupid and ridiculous ban early, because apparently harmless jokes are not allowed anymore. You hear that, GD? please start being offended by harmless jokes about stereotypes, ok?

 

I mean, it's not like the unknown mod in question could have just deleted my harmless joke and PM'd me to say it's unacceptable, no. Clearly, me, a long time poster, deserves to be treated the same way as MJ or the dogg and treated to a confusing 24 hour ban while being told to "f*** off with the trolling" and I deserved a ban for "trolling the GDT with my ironic ******** nonsense" which is apparently the result of one harmless joke.

 

By the way, unknown mod, maybe try learning what trolling actually is. I know you're completely out of touch with reality, but trolling involves baiting people for amusement. Harmless jokes =/= trolling.

 

And also, go f*** yourself. It's a good thing this forum isn't full of mundane puritans like yourself.

 

I'm going to be taking my entire window in protest. Toodles!

 

You can cry all you want but I treated you more than fairly. In fact, you get way more rope than you deserve given what a condescending ******* you often are. Do you know not get that not every poster is going to see through the levels of irony of your post? They just see some ******* getting away with being an ******* because he's in the fantasy leagues or whatever. And yeah when I have to drop everything to deal with the fallout of reported posts, I don't really see it as a harmless joke but rather a case of you being a pain in the ass for no reason. So yes once again kindly f*** off, you selfish prick.

[Dr. Dinger]

Spanky, which ban # will this be for you? We at 100 yet?

[Fearthedoc]

I'm the guy to whom you gave up your LoD team (thanks again by the way, thoroughly enjoying the league), I'm just making NJH's picks for him since he couldn't be around (along with Jays4life19)

 

Okay that makes sense. I saw you picking for him and thought you were njh haha

[Spanky99]

Spanky, which ban # will this be for you? We at 100 yet?

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Boxcar]

You can cry all you want but I treated you more than fairly. In fact, you get way more rope than you deserve given what a condescending ******* you often are. Do you know not get that not every poster is going to see through the levels of irony of your post? They just see some ******* getting away with being an ******* because he's in the fantasy leagues or whatever. And yeah when I have to drop everything to deal with the fallout of reported posts, I don't really see it as a harmless joke but rather a case of you being a pain in the ass for no reason. So yes once again kindly f*** off, you selfish prick.

 

I'm a condescending *******? Wow, I hope you don't expect just anyone to be able to deconstruct the rich, delicious layers of irony in that one.

 

I know having a sense of humor is foreign to you (I have to assume since you've only ever made me cringe) but I wasn't under any impression that we have to sanitize all of our jokes. It wasn't even that bad, but sure, cater to the perpetually offended, you f***ing moron. Next time, I'll be sure to run any jokes by you first instead of counting on people to not be such f***ing pussies.

 

By the way, good job de-escalating the situation. KingKat for f***ing dipshit mod of the year. Guy is an absolute gem.

[Spanky99]

You can cry all you want but I treated you more than fairly. In fact, you get way more rope than you deserve given what a condescending ******* you often are. Do you know not get that not every poster is going to see through the levels of irony of your post? They just see some ******* getting away with being an ******* because he's in the fantasy leagues or whatever. And yeah when I have to drop everything to deal with the fallout of reported posts, I don't really see it as a harmless joke but rather a case of you being a pain in the ass for no reason. So yes once again kindly f*** off, you selfish prick.

 

lulz... I might need some popcorn!

[Spanky99]

[Spanky99]

Sammy - At Bat *notified via e-mail

GD/Org - On Deck

NJH - In The Hole

[Fearthedoc]

I'm a condescending *******? Wow, I hope you don't expect just anyone to be able to deconstruct the rich, delicious layers of irony in that one.

 

I know having a sense of humor is foreign to you (I have to assume since you've only ever made me cringe) but I wasn't under any impression that we have to sanitize all of our jokes. It wasn't even that bad, but sure, cater to the perpetually offended, you f***ing moron. Next time, I'll be sure to run any jokes by you first instead of counting on people to not be such f***ing pussies.

 

By the way, good job de-escalating the situation. KingKat for f***ing dipshit mod of the year. Guy is an absolute gem.

 

What was the post in question that got you banned?

[BTS]

100% on team Boxcar here, aside from his initial plan to delay the draft, which he thought better.

[Boxcar]

What was the post in question that got you banned?

 

This one. Apparently a few super cereal, humorless ninnies took offense and reported it, which resonated with KK.

 

Maybe his giant Jew nose is impairing his vision. Maybe it swells in warmer weather?

 

And, ironically, while this was offensive enough to warrant a ban for "trolling", it wasn't offensive enough to warrant being deleted.

[AdamGreenwood]

Wonder who will be taken next?

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[KingKat]

This one. Apparently a few super cereal, humorless ninnies took offense and reported it, which resonated with KK.

 

 

 

And, ironically, while this was offensive enough to warrant a ban for "trolling", it wasn't offensive enough to warrant being deleted.

 

Different mods operate in different ways. I feel like it's more transparent and honest on the part of the mod to leave the post there. Others would have deleted it. That just comes down to m.o. It has nothing to do with the nature of the post itself.

[Sammy225]

Sorry to break things up but i am going to choose Nick Pratto Royals, 1B

[Sammy225]

Someone message GD for me please.

[Dr. Dinger]

Dinger, giving AG a defensible reason to post his ancient dust-fart humour here is not cool man.

 

At least he got a bunch of laughs out of it?

[KingKat]

I honestly thought you were intentionally trying to start s***. That was why I told you to f*** off. That part I take back. No regret about the mere pittance of a ban you got though. It's a moderated board. You're not always going to agree with every moderated action.