A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

f***, could we dominate Nox' league any more?

 

Nox's ottoneu team has Trout, Harper, Rizzo, Posey, Stanton, Arenado, and Freeman, and once again he will not be taking home the championship. 4th year in a row he's been ousted by either me or NJH.

[Laika]

0 HR, 1 RBI

 

Methinks it's not in the cards

[Laika]

f***, could we dominate Nox' league any more?

 

Nox's ottoneu team has Trout, Harper, Rizzo, Posey, Stanton, Arenado, and Freeman, and once again he will not be taking home the championship. 4th year in a row he's been ousted by either me or NJH.

 

It's almost sad at this point.

[GD]

Fangraphs is stealing article ideas from me again.

 

http://www.fangraphs.com/fantasy/buying-generic-a-tale-of-two-3b/

 

Ryon Healy might win me BBDL.

[Dr. Dinger]

I can't believe Rich f***ing Hill is going to win back to back DDL championships. Did I die and go to hell? Is this The Matrix?

[Dr. Dinger]

Ryon Healy might win me BBDL.

 

Team Healy!

[Dr. Dinger]

Sanchez is probably going to win ROY in half a season. He'll never be this good again, tho.

[Dr. Dinger]

Lollll Zunino suxxxxx tho. Gay Sanchez is way better.

[Boxcar]

Lollll Zunino suxxxxx tho. Gay Sanchez is way better.

 

Gay Sanchez eh. Projecting some hopes, are we?

 

Zunino is pretty good. Hopefully he can corral the strikeouts a bit but he looks like he's in the lower-upper tier now.

[Dr. Dinger]

Zunino is pretty good. Hopefully he can corral the strikeouts a bit but he looks like he's in the lower-upper tier now.

 

Nah. He had one good month and he's been in a sub .500-OPS tailspin ever since. Last 30 days he's at 51 wRC+, 42 K%. Looks like pitchers adjusted again. I'm butthurt he put the nail in my coffin tho, can't take that away from him. His K rate is right back to where it's always been and he's once again hovering around the Mendoza line. Best case scenario for him is Evan Gattis, but that seems like a longshot to me.

Edited September 22, 2016 by Dr. Dinger

[Dr. Dinger]

Gay Sanchez eh. Projecting some hopes, are we?

 

I bang way hotter guys than Gary Sanchez, thanks.

[BTS]

I bang way hotter guys than Gary Sanchez, thanks.

 

I call ********. Gary Sanchez is a good-looking dude.

[Dr. Dinger]

I call ********. Gary Sanchez is a good-looking dude.

 

I don't agree. Generic looking latino dude with a bit of a double-chin. I prefer a swimmer's build and blue eyes. He's all yours.

[The Cats Ass]

I don't agree. Generic looking latino dude with a bit of a double-chin. I prefer a swimmer's build and blue eyes. He's all yours.

 

Do the eyes have to be blue?

[Dr. Dinger]

Do the eyes have to be blue?

 

Not for a bottom as talented as you.

[BTS]

I don't agree. Generic looking latino dude with a bit of a double-chin. I prefer a swimmer's build and blue eyes. He's all yours.

 

[Dr. Dinger]

That looks just like me. Freaky.

[The Cats Ass]

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We only see the head there. Who's to say he doesn't have a swimmers body himself.

[Dr. Dinger]

Gary Sanchez is gay-fat.

[TRM]

Gary Sanchez is not hot.

[Spanky99]

Sanchez is probably going to win ROY in half a season. He'll never be this good again, tho.

 

I think Fulmer wins ROY. Sanchez hasn't played near enough games.

[TheHurl]

f***, could we dominate Nox' league any more?

 

Nox's ottoneu team has Trout, Harper, Rizzo, Posey, Stanton, Arenado, and Freeman, and once again he will not be taking home the championship. 4th year in a row he's been ousted by either me or NJH.

 

Even I would have beat him if I made the playoffs this year. Stupid 1-7 start.

[Dr. Dinger]

I think Fulmer wins ROY. Sanchez hasn't played near enough games.

 

It will be one of those two or possibly Mazara.

[BTS]

Thought Naquin had chance, but he's being used in one of the strictest platoons I've ever seen. Guy gets pulled after 2 PA if they bring a lefty in.

[z3r0s]

fantasy baseball is just cruel. I'm going to get bounced in my redraft in the semi's. #1 team in the regular season and in the power rankings.

 

Sale and Synder blow the f*** up. Bats go cold as ice (after killing it during my bye week).

 

Why do we do this to ourselves!

[Spanky99]

So who's drafting this kid, next year...

 

Edited September 23, 2016 by Spanky99

[Laika]

Wtf Jose Fernandez

[Laika]

No no no no no

[Dr. Dinger]

I don't even know how we can compensate for a loss this huge

[Spanky99]

Wtf Jose Fernandez

 

Terrible man...