A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Laika]

Literally just noticed that Chad Green is an uber-elite reliever now.

[Boxcar]

I think I might need some offense but idk where to go here. I guess getting a really sexy 1B would be aight if I can trade multiple pieces for someone pretty sexy.

[P2F]

Anyone have a guy they're 'all in' on? For me it's Gregory Polanco. I have him here, LOD, Bored, and my work redraft.

 

I meant to reply to this previously.

 

Yes, Luis Castillo. I own him here, BBDL, BORED, and LoD.

[z3r0s]

Eric Thames is your man!

[Spanky99]

Literally just noticed that Chad Green is an uber-elite reliever now.

 

Yer dumn

[Orgfiller]

Literally just noticed that Chad Green is an uber-elite reliever now.

 

Where have you been hiding for the past 8 months?

[Orgfiller]

I think I might need some offense but idk where to go here. I guess getting a really sexy 1B would be aight if I can trade multiple pieces for someone pretty sexy.

 

I have Chris Davis. He's pretty dreamy and has big strong arms and legs which he uses to break bats over his knee with effortless ease.

[Laika]

Where have you been hiding for the past 8 months?

 

Under a very big and very stressful pile of personal+social+professional rocks

[Laika]

It's annoying the piss out of me that Legitimate #3 Starting Pitcher Collin McHugh is just rotting in Houston's pen and getting mop-up innings. Can Lance McCullers hurry up and get hurt?

 

I might be crunched into trading him or Ben Lively (3.40 xFIP and 5.67 K/BB!!!) for a pick or something. Surely there is a Lively fan in our league?

 

Also, cutting Waino was definitely therapeutic.

[Dr. Dinger]

Relievers are the worst. Kenley Jansen is a f***ing god for 7 years then suddenly becomes dog s***. Loses 2 MPH off his cutter (his only pitch) and his K-BB% is cut by 2/3. Major red flags, seemingly overnight. Craig Kimbrel has also lost significant velo this year.

[z3r0s]

Relievers are the worst. Kenley Jansen is a f***ing god for 7 years then suddenly becomes dog s***. Loses 2 MPH off his cutter (his only pitch) and his K-BB% is cut by 2/3. Major red flags, seemingly overnight. Craig Kimbrel has also lost significant velo this year.

 

but at least he's still a pimp

[Dr. Dinger]

Just a quick reminder that the OriLOLes traded Josh Hader for Bud Norris.

[z3r0s]

another big April for Thames. Not in the BA dept, but I wonder if he keeps it up this year

[Spanky99]

another big April for Thames. Not in the BA dept, but I wonder if he keeps it up this year

 

I hope so...

[BTS]

another big April for Thames. Not in the BA dept, but I wonder if he keeps it up this year

 

Dude has a 166 wRC+ on a 0.172 BABIP. He's been crushing it. I wish I had bought more shares.

[Boxcar]

Is Chris Devenski Houston's closer now?

[BTS]

I'm so happy that Carson Fulmer still sucks. I was a bit worried I gave up too soon when he looked great against Toronto in his first start.

[Spanky99]

Called up Newcomb.

[z3r0s]

So with this crazy Yahoo system, I can drop Adrian Gonzalez now and he will still be on my team for todays game?

[Boxcar]

So with this crazy Yahoo system, I can drop Adrian Gonzalez now and he will still be on my team for todays game?

 

Yep

[BTS]

Spanky, I'm pulling my offer on Alex Cobb.

[jaysblue]

Spanky, I'm pulling my offer on Alex Cobb.

 

Ian Kennedy or Francisco Liriano are available.

[Spanky99]

Spanky, I'm pulling my offer on Alex Cobb.

 

I believe I said no, dummy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[The Cats Ass]

Spanky, I'm pulling my offer on Alex Cobb.

 

I'd make Kyle Gibson available to you in trade. But only you.

[BTS]

I'd make Kyle Gibson available to you in trade. But only you.

 

Why are your rostering Kyle Gibson? I wouldn't even drop Bartolo Colon to make room for him.

[Spanky99]

Is Chris Devenski Houston's closer now?

 

Giles is DTD with a back issue, so temporarily for now.

[z3r0s]

a Morton gem left on the bench by L54... tanking?!!?

[L54]

a Morton gem left on the bench by L54... tanking?!!?

 

No, working. Fantasy baseball takes a back seat during playoff hockey.

[Laika]

Love to own Manuel Machado, shortstop

[Dr. Dinger]

Love to own Manuel Machado, shortstop

 

You know who else is good? Carlos Correa, shortstop.