A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

I've dropped Keon Broxton and admitted defeat on my trade with Dinger before the 2017 season. I got absolutely nothing from Broxton or Kazmir, and Dinger has enjoyed solid SP4 production from Gio, and possibly also a breakout relief season from Gsellman.

 

FU Dinger

[Dr. Dinger]

I've dropped Keon Broxton and admitted defeat on my trade with Dinger before the 2017 season. I got absolutely nothing from Broxton or Kazmir, and Dinger has enjoyed solid SP4 production from Gio, and possibly also a breakout relief season from Gsellman.

 

FU Dinger

 

Don't worry, I traded them both for Michael Kopech. And actually the production I got from Gio was probably much better than SP4 as he's posted a sub-3 ERA across his last 230 IP.

[Laika]

Should we make Josh Hader illegal?

[P2F]

Should we make Josh Hader illegal?

 

Yes, he should be his own Can't Add list.

[Dr. Dinger]

I tried to trade Craig Kimbrel for Josh Hader, and silvergun wouldn't do it. And he was right not to.

[Fearthedoc]

Fact: I once owned Josh Hader and cut him

[Spanky99]

Fact: I once owned Josh Hader and cut him

 

Not in this League? He was drafted by Silvergun, traded to KingKat and re-acquired by Silvergun.

[Boxcar]

Lol @ GD owning Burch Smith. Channeling North to a T.

[Boxcar]

Trade:

 

To The New Matt Olsons:

Christian Villanueva

Hunter Strickland

Keone Kela

Ry-on Healy

 

To The Five Year Plan:

#3 2018 milb pick

Nick Vincent

Logan Morrison

Dan Altavilla

(My would be cuts)

[Dr. Dinger]

Yea

[Boxcar]

Thanks buuuuuddy

[z3r0s]

processed

[Laika]

What is the top of our draft even looking like this summer? Anything juicy?

[Dr. Dinger]

What is the top of our draft even looking like this summer? Anything juicy?

 

f*** if I know, haven't done one second of research.

[Dr. Dinger]

Please change your team name to Sexual Healy.

[Boxcar]

Please change your team name to Sexual Healy.

 

Lol no way. I'll never name my team after a guy named Ry-on. What a dumb name. f*** that guy.

[Boxcar]

What is the top of our draft even looking like this summer? Anything juicy?

 

From my research, top of the draft is all either pitchers or high school position players. f*** that.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm drafting for need lolol. Takin armz!

 

Either that or I'll take Tommy La Stella 2.0 (Madrigal).

[Dr. Dinger]

Lol no way. I'll never name my team after a guy named Ry-on. What a dumb name. f*** that guy.

 

I know but it's just kinda sad that The New Matt Olson is actually The Matt Olson That We Originally Thought Matt Olson Was.

[P2F]

What is the top of our draft even looking like this summer? Anything juicy?

 

I've started a bit of pre-draft scouting and feel like it's looking pretty sexy this year. Definitely better than last year's, which was probably the most dick-shrivelling in the history of board leagues.

Edited May 1, 2018 by P2F

[Boxcar]

I know but it's just kinda sad that The New Matt Olson is actually The Matt Olson That We Originally Thought Matt Olson Was.

 

He's getting on base, that sick power stroke will come.

[Dr. Dinger]

He's getting on base, that sick power stroke will come.

 

His whiff rate is in the Chris Davis range, so that's pretty concerning. I hope he does come around, but Rhys Hoskins he ain't.

[Dr. Dinger]

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[TR]

[TD]Rhys Hoskins

Birthdate: 3/17/1993 (25 y, 1 m, 14 d)

Drafted: 2014 June Amateur Draft - Round: 5, Pick: 7, Overall: 142, Team: Philadelphia Phillies

Contract: Add New Contract[/TD]

[/TR]

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[TD]

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Prospects Report

Team Rank: 9Overall Rank: NAReported: 2017ETA: 2018 [TABLE=class: depth_chart, width: 644]

[TR]

[TH=bgcolor: grey]Hit[/TH]

[TH=bgcolor: grey]GamePower[/TH]

[TH=bgcolor: grey]RawPower[/TH]

[TH=bgcolor: grey]Speed[/TH]

[TH=bgcolor: grey]Field[/TH]

[TH=bgcolor: grey]Throws[/TH]

[TH=bgcolor: grey]Future Value[/TH]

[/TR]

[TR=class: depth_team]

[TD=align: center]40 / 50[/TD]

[TD=align: center]40 / 50[/TD]

[TD=align: center]60 / 60[/TD]

[TD=align: center]30 / 30[/TD]

[TD=align: center]40 / 45[/TD]

[TD=align: center]40 / 40[/TD]

[TD=align: center]45[/TD]

[/TR]

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[/TD]

[/TR]

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

Guys just FYI, Fangraphs prospect team says Rhys Hoskins is nothing to worry about. League average hitter.

[P2F]

His whiff rate is in the Chris Davis range, so that's pretty concerning. I hope he does come around, but Rhys Hoskins he ain't.

 

I hear Peter Alonso does a pretty good Rhys Hoskins.

[z3r0s]

its kind of sexy scouting reports that made me fall in love with him

[Spanky99]

I hear Peter Alonso does a pretty good Rhys Hoskins.

 

That's for certain, you picked him up, everywhere.

[P2F]

That's for certain, you picked him up, everywhere.

 

That was a good day.

[z3r0s]

to KK; Jesus Aguilar, MiLB 72

 

to me; MiLB #59, Jesse Biddle

[Dr. Dinger]

Chris Veeya nu wave-ah with another dong. Will I regret trading him?

[KingKat]

to KK; Jesus Aguilar, MiLB 72

 

to me; MiLB #59, Jesse Biddle

Confirmed.