A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

And now I'm losing 2-10. I guess it's soon time for the yearly firesale.

[spittin]

So Mazara... pretty much just going to come up and immediately be a monster then?

 

Cautionary tale: One Jorge Soler.

[Abomination]

Cautionary tale: One Jorge Soler.

 

I was going to say: JPA.

[z3r0s]

I was going to say: JPA.

 

yeah, probably similar players...

[L54]

Brett Lawrie

[The Cats Ass]

Trevor Story?

[BTS]

I'll be dropping SS-eligible Jedd Gyorko tomorrow evening unless someone offers me a pick upgrade for him

[Laika]

I'll be dropping SS-eligible Jedd Gyorko tomorrow evening unless someone offers me a pick upgrade for him

 

Man, how many times has Jed Jerk-o broken your heart now? Three?

[BTS]

Man, how many times has Jed Jerk-o broken your heart now? Three?

 

Just twice.

[Fearthedoc]

I'll be dropping SS-eligible Jedd Gyorko tomorrow evening unless someone offers me a pick upgrade for him

 

Been there. Done that.

[BTS]

Been there. Done that.

 

Me too!

[Fearthedoc]

I hope Hazelbaker becomes my Charlie Blackmon 2.0

[Orgfiller]

So Mazara... pretty much just going to come up and immediately be a monster then?

 

I mean... he was facing Jered Weaver after all...

[GD]

http://i.imgur.com/LkhWtJF.png

[z3r0s]

These certainly don't seem intuitive. What were they based on?

[BTS]

I don't think these are quite right.

[Laika]

It's just performance to date. I had the distinction of facing FeatherD so I know.

[z3r0s]

oh, these aren't projection rankings, just rankings of this last weeks performance?

 

Why would you even bother doing these after a few AB's man? lol

[Laika]

The confusing part is that after just 1 week the stat based z-scores are astoundingly close to some sort of reasonable final standings or team rankings

[Laika]

oh, these aren't projection rankings, just rankings of this last weeks performance?

 

Why would you even bother doing these after a few AB's man? lol

 

We do these all year! They are Dinger's PRs, methodology passed down to the bookish Jew GD. A staple of the DDL.

 

It's like your TV broadcast showing you a player's batting average

[KingKat]

http://i.imgur.com/LkhWtJF.png

 

I'm average! I feel as proud as Homer when he got his not-insane stamp.

[GD]

u guiz r dumn these r right

 

Literally just last week's scores z'd and xW%'d. Every week of the season!

[z3r0s]

Hey don't let me stop you. I love these things during the season, was just confused thinking these were some sort of projective rankings.

[The Cats Ass]

http://i.imgur.com/LkhWtJF.png

 

These are ********. And I hate you all.

[GD]

These are ********. And I hate you all.

 

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/171533258/nomar-mazara-singles-homers-in-mlb-debut

[The Cats Ass]

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/171533258/nomar-mazara-singles-homers-in-mlb-debut

 

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[Dr. Dinger]

We do these all year! They are Dinger's PRs, methodology passed down to the bookish Jew GD. A staple of the DDL.

 

It's like your TV broadcast showing you a player's batting average

 

I usually don't start them until after week 2 because they're so meaningless but if our little heebro is going to take up the mantle, have at it.

[Dr. Dinger]

I told you to hold Mazara. You just traded a generational hitter for a broken pitcher and a slap-happy shortstop who isn't going to be a shortstop.

[GD]

I usually don't start them until after week 2 because they're so meaningless but if our little heebro is going to take up the mantle, have at it.

 

Let's be real they probably don't mean anything until like ~week 4 or 5

[Boxcar]

I usually don't start them until after week 2 because they're so meaningless but if our little heebro is going to take up the mantle, have at it.

 

Cut him some slack. He's obviously been anxiously waiting to do this all year and desperate for approval from the Lords of the DDL.