A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[TheHurl]

Let's go Sil-ver-gun!

 

*clap*clap*clapclapclap*

 

If I don't hear that chant from the 100's section on Saturday I'll be extremely disappointed

[Dr. Dinger]

You're all dicks. I've poured my heart and soul into this league.

[Laika]

You're all dicks. I've poured my heart and soul into this league.

 

Yeah, a little too much IMO. I want the cool, laid back guy to win.

[TRM]

If I don't hear that chant from the 100's section on Saturday I'll be extremely disappointed

 

Answer my text dickhead

[Boxcar]

I want Dinger to win

[BTS]

Don't care who wins. Both teams are worthy. Actually, we haven't had a disappointing champion yet.

[Laika]

Don't care who wins. Both teams are worthy. Actually, we haven't had a disappointing champion yet.

 

Umm, last year...

[BTS]

Umm, last year...

 

Nah, North' team was legit. Unless you're talking about North the person not embodying everything we'd like to see in a DDL champion. Then I agree wholeheartedly.

[Dr. Dinger]

North was a worthy and humble champion. He never bragged that I can remember.

[BTS]

North was a worthy and humble champion. He never bragged that I can remember.

 

It was his signature for like 6 months.

[Dr. Dinger]

It was his signature for like 6 months.

 

That's more dorky than anything, IMO.

[Dr. Dinger]

If I win, I promise I won't lord it over anyone... except NJH, obviously.

[BTS]

That's more dorky than anything, IMO.

 

I know. And TBH his dorkiness is endearing. I just like trolling him.

[BTS]

If I win, I promise I won't lord it over anyone... except NJH, obviously.

 

I don't believe you. You've been lording the Braun trade over me since Waino died.

[Laika]

Lord Dinger

[Dr. Dinger]

I disagree, I have been celebrating Braun, but not for the purposes of rubbing your nose in it. Waino is probably better than him next year anyway.

[The Cats Ass]

It was his signature for like 6 months.

 

I'd probably stick it in mine too. This is legit.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'd probably stick it in mine too. This is legit.

 

I can just see it now:

 

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2016 DDL Playoff Qualifier

[The Cats Ass]

I can just see it now:

 

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2016 DDL Playoff Qualifier

 

That was pretty good.

[TheHurl]

That was pretty good.

 

still not accurate...but good

[Laika]

And there's the Greg Holland news. It is his elbow.

 

KC's bullpen is now pretty ordinary. Davis is still elite but Herrera looks pretty normal this year and Madson is hard to trust.

 

Osuna-Cecil-Henriks-Lowe-Sanchez-Hawkins > Davis-Herrera-Madson-Hochevar-Morales-Duffy (IMO)

[Dr. Dinger]

I'll be interested to see what kind of ******** narrative they run with when their non-elite pen doesn't carry them to the WS.

[Laika]

I'll be interested to see what kind of ******** narrative they run with when their non-elite pen doesn't carry them to the WS.

 

I imagine that Yordano will hit 3 Blue Jays in a final game blow up, and then in the press conference post-game Ned Yost will accuse Toronto of stealing signs.

[Sammy225]

I imagine that Yordano will hit 3 Blue Jays in a final game blow up, and then in the press conference post-game Ned Yost will accuse Toronto of stealing signs.

 

Honestly I don't see the Royals Making it Past Texas/Huston/NYY to get a chance to play us.

[Laika]

Players with 11+ HR and 23+ SB

 

Blackmon

Altuve

Pollock

Marte

Cain

Braun

Heyward

Kevin f***ing Pillar (free agent)

 

This comp is awesome: http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=0&type=8&season=2015&month=0&season1=2015&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=12434,4727

[BTS]

Wow, I didn't realize how much much Ellsbury sucks now.

[GD]

Lollsbury

[BTS]

The Elvis Andrus of the outfield.

 

Yeah pretty much at this point.

[Dr. Dinger]

He's the only reason I'm in the finals, and he's been stinging the ball for a week now, so I forgive him for having an awful-injury plagued season. He was a Top 40 player before he got hurt, so I'm not worried at all about his future outlook.

[BTS]

He's the only reason I'm in the finals, and he's been stinging the ball for a week now, so I forgive him for having an awful-injury plagued season. He was a Top 40 player before he got hurt, so I'm not worried at all about his future outlook.

 

I'll be absolutely shocked if he's on your roster come opening day.