I would sit with him, open fangraphs, and tell him: See you were -6 runs at baserunning last year. You're -1 already this year. This means you're f***ing terrible at baserunning. Maybe lose 20 pounds first before being aggressive on the bases.
I agree John. These f***ing organizations are missing a gold opportunity; they definitely should hire me as a specialist in player mindsets and psychology.
Everyone trashing Kirk and saying he is fat should really stop. He just had a baby. Do you guys know long it takes to shed the extra weight?!?! You are all so mean.
Time to send Manoah to the minors. We can afford to have below replacement level pitchers. Many already predicted Manoah coming back to earth this year (but not going through Earth's crust and dwelling in its core).