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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    Umm I was wrong? Happily wrong. It's not like the Jays have inspired much confidence in their offense this year.
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    Haha VLADDY! I guess I was wrong I will happily munch on crow haha
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    Come on Vladdy Big AB here
  4. Eat My Shatkins
    Kirk singles with one out. Double play coming right up
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    3-0 should be more than enough for Scherzer with this bunch of s***** Jays hitters
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    Here comes Milone. So 3 IP 6 Ks 0 BBs 8 hits and 4 runs?
  7. Eat My Shatkins
    Semien on with two out. At least panik can't hit into another double play Edit: Although that would have been another double play if there was less than two out. Useless f***ing hitters
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    It's really hard to watch this f***ing team hit.
  9. Eat My Shatkins
    Oh for f*** sakes. Ryu out with some sort of injury.
  10. Eat My Shatkins
    Teo with his 40 WRC+ 0.0% walk rate and 40+% K rate is going to jump start the offense? lol
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    lol great start with the bats BB K K Backwards K
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    Spells out "A SHAT" actually. But whatever.
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    I literally said "still early" in the post you quoted.
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    If guys like Gurriel, Jansen, Biggio and Hernandez can't be at least replacement level, this team is a lot further away than we'd hoped. Still early, but f*** have they ever been bad so far.
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    What the f*** is wrong with Gurriel? .410 OPS? 13 WRC+? Jesus guy, get your f***ing s*** together.
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    Two f***ing hits so far. This over rated bag of s*** team is about to drop 3 of 4 to the Royals.
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    I wonder if Manoah would come in and get f***ing hammered the way Zeuch did? Why in the f*** are Zeuch and Roark still on this roster?
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    Our manager is a useless piece of s***.
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    Hopefully long before we see some bag of crap like Waguespack, but I have my doubts. They still have guys like Bergen, Snead, Tice, Cole and maybe even guys like Baker, Rees, Jimenez and Hobie Harris as possible options before they give Manoah or SWR a look. I'd love to be wrong though.
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    There should be a public flogging to Vlad and his inner circle of enablers for allowing him to be 40+ pounds overweight when he's already a chunky monkey to begin with. He looked like a useless piece of s*** last season. He couldn't run, he couldn't field, he made stupid mental errors constantly, he endlessly pounded the ball into the ground and looked he had zero plan or approach at the plate while swinging at anything and everything. He gave people a good reason to doubt him with his low level of commitment to fitness and his overall performance, and he has nobody to blame but himself for that. Good on him for correcting that mistake however.
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    The only thing missing from that game was some neckbearded inbred hillbilly giving the Royals a two run homer. The sooner they take balls and strikes away from umpires the better. They're a f***ing disgrace and completely incapable of showing any consistency when it comes to doing it themselves.
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    How did Zulueta look in ST? Is he close or is he going to require a fair bit of seasoning still? The way this season has started off, it's looking like the Jays will have to go deep into their system to keep the bullpen going.
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    How about the Red Sox just go ahead and f*** off already.
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    Offense coming around a tad but it'd be nice if Biggio and Gurriel would get going though.
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    f*** sakes Vladdy You gotta dig that s*** every time man. It's your job
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