I am not sure what the rules for posting goods and services for sale are on this board. Regardless, it appears I would only get a day ban, maybe a few hours after appeal.
I would like to offer my services as an expert with extensive experience in counter-insurgencies, A-Symmetrical warfare, small scale coup d'etats, large scale revolutions,or we could design a package to customized for the insurgent (client). My record speaks for itself, after all; "Danger" is my middle name baby! Well, it is technically my last name, but the middle name thing is more catchy.
I accept Amex, Visa, MasterCard, US Dollars, Canadian Dollars at a rate of 2-1, Gold Bullion, Pirate Treasure, Johnny Walker, sex with Blue and supermodels as barter. If the OP is a Canuck, I do NOT accept Loonies or Tooonies. Every time I go to Canada I end up walking around like I have a damn tumor on my hip and one leg is shorter then the others.. A walking Leaning Tower of Pisa... F%&%ng Toonies and Loonies!
Viva la Revolucion! De Oppresso Libre!