Krylian

I have a boner

As it stands today, what does everyone's 26 man roster look like?

Throw a COVID party every week and keep the entire team quarantining. Sign a bunch of bums to play out the rest of the season. Lose every game. Win the lottery. Draft Victor Wembanyama. Profit.

Grizzlies

-4 tonight

You just had to say it

Until they lose, it's hard to argue with the 'put team together with chewing gum and duct tape' method.

Not just that they have money, but their dads know the business. They won't let their kids get one red cent less than they feel they're worth.

Can you imagine if Charlie was still in charge? #buntsfordays

He got pissed off at Hollywood after The Guru got destroyed and kinda disappeared. Has only done minor roles here and there until the last little while. Did the Pentaverate just this year and apparently it's horrible.

I think the last 2 offseasons he's lost 40+ pounds. Comes to camp 230-240. Gains 40 pounds over the season. Loses it in the offseason. Rinse. Repeat.

Have there been any Vladdy training and weight loss updates/videos yet? I always enjoy hearing how he's lost another 41lbs during the offseason.

His changeup will be 86.

Christmas miracle

Ryu. And just because you had to ask, he'll be at 98 now.

He'll catch more because he's better. The reason he's better might be because he's not fat though.

He'll be sitting 96 when he gets back and will lead us to a World series. You heard it here first.

Victor Wembanyama

Did I read the Jays schedule correctly? They start the season off with a 10 game road trip (STL x 3, KC x 4, LAA x 3)?

Yup. Keefe holds grudges. As he should. If you're gonna make a call, in game 7, that never gets made, then be consistent and call it every time it happens. Buddy wanted to be a hero in the playoffs.

I'd be surprised if someone didn't give him a guaranteed, incentive laden, major league deal.

If we're talking offence... Kirk - has always hit, so I think it's safe to assume he will continue to. Janssen - has had long stretches of very good offence, but has also had a tough time staying healthy. Vladdy - has had one godly season, and others that have ranged from above average to very good. Is he the godly guy or is it more likely that he's just very good? Biggio/Merrifield/Espinal - who the f*** knows? Most likely, not a lot there, although Merrifield has had his production in the past. Bichette - I think we all know what Bichette is. A free swinging streaky hitter who will often frustrate and at other times can lead your team. Chapman - has shown very good offence in the past but it's been a few years now since those days. I think average to slightly above average is all we should expect. Varsho - there is potential there to be very very good, but much of it will depend on his ability to limit the Ks and increase the BBs. Above average is where I see him. Kiermaier - below average offense. He's not here for his offense though. Springer - above average (if he can stay reasonably healthy). There is potential for this offense to be very good. However, we can't pretend there aren't question marks all over the diamond as it pertains to production.

Did he pound your wife or something? Lots of anger for Moreno.

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You have to pay to use the Twitters?