Up 2 games to 0, at home, Jays up 8-0 in the top of he 9th, Odor at the plate, someone better throw at his head.
Suspensions, sure. But depending on who the pitcher is...would be totally worth it.
I sweat through 3 shirts. Haven't jumped that high since...since...well about this time last year.
Let's get a big lead in Texas and throw at Odor's face.
What would happen is the expanded metal would cause the track that the roof glides open on to jam, forcing the motor that powers it to burn out or force it open and damage the track, meaning the roof would then be closed all year.
Why would you want that? Why, Candy? WHY?!
We're talking about America though, right? So following the "world of problems" they experience at the hands of a bitter old keyboard warrior, you would have a world of financial problems on your hands when they sue your pants off and then Donald Trump builds a wall around you and makes you pay for it.
If Donaldson punched Manny Machado in the face you'd be calling him a thug.
Someone is throwing at Odor next time these teams play. By then maybe Bautista is playing 1B (if we can resign him) and is waiting to crack him in the chin when he gets to first.
Odor: 10 games for the punch
Bush: 0 games because no warning was in place when he plunked Bautista
Bautista: 0 games because he got hit by a pitch and punched in the face, all he did was make a hard slide and didn't even touch Odor
Donaldson: 0 games because he didn't even throw a punch
Pillar: 0 games because he was held back
Chavez: Probably 1 game for intentionally hitting Prince after warning
Gibbons: Probably 2-3 games for coming on the field after being ejected
Jeff Bannister should be suspended too because he obviously orchestrated some of this, but that would be impossible to prove so I'm guessing he gets 0 games and continues to sit on the bench with his resting douche face.
I hope we play the Rangers in the playoffs, and Bautista hits a series winning walkoff homerun and f***ing chucks his bat right in the Rangers dugout, does the DX crotch chop as he's crossing home plate, and calls them gutless in the post game interview.
He was in a promo for an opening series against the Jays one year. He was doing a press conference heckling Ace and calling him "bird brain"...it was horribly awkward.
"What you people need to do is stop thinking like baseball fans. Expand your mind. This is about something larger than the game. It's Timmy!"
Jeff Blair on Twitter re: Jays scouting Tim Lincecum.
f***ing idiot.