ValiantJaysFan

I have always hated this boy from the first time I saw him pitch in the minors and he was fist pumping after a basic ground out like he just won the World Series. I don't care how well he pitches, the guy is an embarrassment to the Jays uniform and was drafted by a regime that just said "f*** it, we suck, let's just bring in every problem player with upside and hope we look smart for running a full time day care." This man child is more annoying and mental than Donald Trump on Twitter. This has resulted in this topic boiling over into almost every thread on this forum because he is so f***ing intolerable. So, let's make fun of him in this thread. I'll start. #HDMH is stupid. Of course height doesn't measure heart. It is an indicator of dick size though and Stroman is overcompensating with his behavior.

Instagram WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM What a moron.

And constantly referring to "the brothers" on the teams he's played for.

Stroman is really nauseating if you follow him on social media. Motivational quotes after every bad start, acting like he's oppressed and the odds are stacked against him at every turn and we should view him as some kind of underdog hero...Blair really nailed it in his article. I've never liked Stroman because of his attitude and the fact that he acts like a f***ing douchebag, so glad to see someone call him on it finally.

He will make a fine New York Yankee I'm sure.

AL 2017 MVP: Trout CY YOUNG: Carrasco ROTY: Benintendi MANAGER OTY: Francona WORLD SERIES REP: Indians NL 2017 MVP: Harper CY YOUNG: Syndergaard ROTY: Glasnow MANAGER OTY: Clint Hurdle WORLD SERIES REP: Cubs

14 team dynasty, H2H points league. C Gattis, Evan 1B Davis, Chris 2B Odor, Rougned 3B Rendón, Anthony SS/3B Machado, Manny CI/1B Belt, Brandon MI/2B Travis, Devon OF Cain, Lorenzo OF Eaton, Adam OF Schwarber, Kyle (hoping he catches 20 games and gets C eligibility) OF Springer, George UT/3B Gurriel, Yuli Bench/OF Inciarte, Ender SP Estrada, Marco SP Manaea, Sean SP Ray, Robbie SP Strasburg, Stephen SP Syndergaard, Noah RP Miller, Andrew RP Osuna, Roberto Bench/SP Shoemaker, Matt MINORS Kelly, Carson C McGuire, Reese C Thaiss, Matt 1B,CI Asuaje, Carlos SS,MI Cecchini, Gavin SS,MI Gurriel, Lourdes 1B,3B,SS,CI,MI,OF Crawford, J.P. SS,MI Jones, Jahmai OF Robles, Víctor OF Tebow, Tim OF (LOL, drafted him late round as a joke) Bickford, Phil SP Glasnow, Tyler SP Gonsalves, Stephen SP Greene, Conner SP Hoffman, Jeff SP Reid-Foley, Sean SP Stephenson, Robert SP Voth, Austin SP Acevedo, Domingo RP It's a points league but I don't really feel like making a table with the scoring settings from Fantrax, but it's pretty balanced between hitting and pitching.

Well he's not the brightest bulb in the pack but that's part of his charm. Wish he was more strategically capable, but the players love him and he's had success the past two seasons so hard to complain about extending him.

Someone who is as smart as Bautista thinks he is should know not to say anything that could be construed as a shot at the other team when you're down 3-1 and have done jack s*** all series. If he didn't know the media would run with that then he's an even bigger idiot than we give him credit for.

At the beginning of the year I was all about "extend the window" and thought that meant keeping Jose. Now it means getting rid of him. What a complete jackass. This team was legitimately better when he was injured.

Hope I'm wrong but I'm sure everyone is getting the sense this is over with the Cleveland bullpen getting ready.

This rookie doesn't appear to be shaking in his boots. I'd say maybe next time Bautista will keep his f***ing mouth shut but I know he won't.

Can you get off his dick already? He's always been an idiot, his performance just justified looking past it. Now it doesn't and he's just a jackass.

I wake up and check the sports in the morning and lo and behold, there's Bautista flapping his f***in' gums again in the media. He says Merritt will be "shaking in his boots" today. What a complete jackass. Guaranteed this kid is going to shut us down for 6 innings now. I can't wait for Bautista to be gone...he's a sideshow.

Very unlikely the Jays make a come back now. Miller time.

Miller until Allen now. Gonna be tough to get anything going.

He hit a homerun when the game was already out of hand and has been average to below average ever since. On its own I can forgive that because of who he is, but he should keep his giant mouth shut. He's not as smart as he thinks he is and he's embarrassing himself and the team with his whining.

Me too. Was willing to put up with his crap while he was producing, but he sucks right now so he needs to shut his mouth.

Bautista has a big mouth that says stupid and in this case unfounded things, and this makes me a bad fan. Great logic.

Bautista needs to shut his big mouth. I'm so glad he won't be a Blue Jay next year...he is so embarrassing to have to defend sometimes. EDIT: Context - http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/gotta-hear-bautista-blue-jays-dealing-circumstances/

This series is now dramatically in our favour. If Darvish isn't on his game tomorrow this is over.

I feel like printing out this box score just so I can dry hump it.

The same game they threw at Bautista and jacked him in the chin. All's fair.

Up 2 games to 0, at home, Jays up 8-0 in the top of he 9th, Odor at the plate, someone better throw at his head. Suspensions, sure. But depending on who the pitcher is...would be totally worth it.

I sweat through 3 shirts. Haven't jumped that high since...since...well about this time last year. Let's get a big lead in Texas and throw at Odor's face.