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  1. Masterbather
    Don't stop scoring boys. We might yet need more runs.
  2. Masterbather
    I still think he's a bit up and down. He's not a bad pitcher, dude never misses a start, and that has value, but I don't think he's suited to be anything more than a number four in a playoff rotation.
  3. Masterbather
    Long-term he still may be our third baseman. But this would not be the year to push it.
  4. Masterbather
    Well there's our retaliation lol
  5. Masterbather
    I don't know, they're just a really crappy team, obviously none of it is intentional.
  6. Masterbather
    I'm thinking it'll just be a very bad bruise. It hit the side so it smashed the ligament but that's not going to tear the ligament, it probably hit the top part of the tibia and bottom part of the femur, but those are very strong parts of two of the strongest bones.
  7. Masterbather
    I would have traded him for starting pitching given that we have Straw to give us the defense. He's never shown this type of power stroke on a consistent basis. I still think it's a bit early to assume it's going to keep up.
  8. Masterbather
    Only thing I can imagine is they think they see something in his swing that they can fix. Dude was a really good offensive player just a couple years ago. He's not over the hill. Maybe they feel like they can "fix him" and if they can then suddenly they found themselves a really good platoon right-handed bat for virtually no cost. That's all I got. Otherwise it's a really goofy addition.
  9. Masterbather
    I respect the boldness of this statement right before a start in that Colorado air. And yes, Francis had one of the worst starts to the season probably in franchise history.
  10. Masterbather
    While everybody is busy fondling the nuts of our front office for a fluke season, I still see a pathetic minor league system with lousy organizational depth.
  11. Masterbather
    Nice to see Heiny in there.
  12. Masterbather
    BABIP ball today.
  13. Masterbather
    One of the strangest deadline acquisitions I can remember. Maybe if he played outfield it would make a bit of sense. It he was a great base stealer it would make sense. If he absolutely mashed lefties it would make sense. But he does none of those things.
  14. Masterbather
    Laurer did very well.
  15. Masterbather
    There's no reason to get too far ahead of ourselves. Gimenez it's still a couple of weeks away. Lots can change between now and then.
  16. Masterbather
    Nice to see everybody getting their numbers a boost tonight. Except Vlad, of course. At least he hit that one hard.
  17. Masterbather
    His bat actually showed a lot of life when he came back before. Also our best base stealer. I think he needs to play every day.
  18. Masterbather
    Todd Stottlemyre slide by Clement.
  19. Masterbather
    Varsho with the groundout. Clearly the worst hitter in baseball.
  20. Masterbather
    I don't know if Nance is our new Green. He's pitched well.
  21. Masterbather
    Six man for now.
  22. Masterbather
    It ain't low.
  23. Masterbather
    He does this s*** all the time, there's no bigger picture with him if one thing goes correct one time he f***ing blows his load like a f***ing incel having his hand held for the first time.
  24. Masterbather
    Literally he should bat fourth because that one at bat proves the entire universe. That one at bat maybe the theory of everything that we've been searching for.
  25. Masterbather
    Babe! Got greedy though.
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