Howard Roark
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Rogers comments on the state of the Jays
Howard Roark replied to Dick_Pole's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
...........until you remember that Rogers is a company that historically has only survived because they're in tight with the government and "compete" in an extremely restricted, closed-shop oligopoly that allows them to overcharge their customers and immediately buy out any potential competitors not named Telus or Bell, and when in the past they've even THEN ran into problems big daddy government is always there to hold their hand and slip a few twenties into their back pocket. Old Boys Club and all......... -
Like I said, I like thick ass/thighs on ANY chick. Even if her face is ugly, if she's got it below the waist, I'm game. It's the fact that they're mixed white/black/native that does it.
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Only New York and Los Angeles are larger markets within MLB than Toronto. We overtook Chicago metro area in population a few years ago. We're big market, with a mid-market mentality.
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vai.........vai...............vai...........vaivaivaivaivaivai!11!!1!!!111 -cums-
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It's going to happen in 2 years from now, though. Which is when they might finally bring themselves to make the moves they should be starting to make now. PR considerations are what are driving this franchise. We're f***ed.
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Bingo. The Board of Directors see it differently, however.
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Rasmus is going to be so much more expensive to lock up long term after the year he's had.
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-rofl- This team cracks me up. Honestly, it's like the baseball gods have been pissing on our heads all year long. Looking back on it, even that 11-game win streak was a fist up the ass, all it did was give those of us who had already given up another opportunity to get our hopes dashed.
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Yup. Although to be fair, I've come to expect a 2nd and 3rd, 1 out situation to result in 0 runs, seeing as how this year has gone. I haven't been getting mad since early May when they were 10-21.
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Holy s***, 2 successful bunts in a row!!!!!1111111!!!111!! -falls off chair-
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Reyes is literally the only off-season acquisition that has played up to his potential.
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Blue Jays have interest in Angels’ Kendrick
Howard Roark replied to Angrioter's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Stroman would be the one among those 3 that I wouldn't want to part with. We need all the young, nearly MLB-ready cost-controlled fackers we can get. Buehrle will be worth a lot more in the offseason when the already lacking market in FA starters dries up. Suddenly a fatass who can pitch you 200 innings of xFIP 4.20 ball looks Purdy damn good. -
Blue Jays have interest in Angels’ Kendrick
Howard Roark replied to Angrioter's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
That's got to be the marketing department's slogan for the 2014 season. Seriously. #SlightlyLessf***edThanTheAngels Get Metric to write another s***** song to go along with it, and you're done. -
Sweeeeeet, I didn't even realize they were playing early today. Just got back from St. Lawrence Market, turn on the tube and Buck's slurred speech greets my ears! Noice.
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lol Nah, I look too clean/sane to be confused with the local wildlife, thankfully. They add an interesting dimension to late-night runs though, last night I was asked for change 4 times and propositioned by 3 hookers. Good times.
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Blue Jays have interest in Angels’ Kendrick
Howard Roark replied to Angrioter's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
That was my first thought also. For some reason everyone falls off once they come north of the border. I swear, if we give up Sanchez in this deal......... -
Southwest corner of yonge and bloor at midnight, I'll be in the blue adidas shorts and black running shirt.
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Well gents, time for my run. I left it too late last night and the hooker and crackhead factor was an annoyance. 'Night all.
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Sure kid. That's why when I called you out you were all butthurt and replied with varying degrees of "I don't care what you think of me". The thread's there, people can go see for themselves, don't try to lie about it now. Alone, on a Saturday night, getting drunk and being sad because your only social life, this forum, was empty. Absolutely pathetic.
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You're a friendless virgin who drinks alone on Saturday night and creates threads whining about how you're all alone on the forum and where is everyone else?! -rofl-
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Ugly ginger f***, but he's got me beat on the arms by a good 3 inches though. I'm too puss to take steroids, that s*** f***s you up in many ways. Shrinks your balls according to a lot of guys I've asked, plus the anger issues and back acne and liver damage etc. etc.
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If you notice, he's disappeared. I asked him to confirm if he meant tonight or Wednesday night, got no answer even though he replied to another post later on after I asked. I jog in that area most nights anyhow, so I'll be there regardless.
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Ark, how come you don't have any friends? Seriously, I'm curious.
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-lmao- Did he post those especially for you guys or did someone track him down?