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  1. Howard Roark
    rofl @ apple.
  2. Howard Roark
    I lol'd.
  3. Howard Roark
    Don't fret guys, we'll trade him in 2 years for pennies on the dollar compared to what he'd get us now. =)
  4. Howard Roark
    Affirmative. Thank f*** you WERE on sarc mode, we have enough mentally ill people wandering the streets of this city.
  5. Howard Roark
    -rofl- Ahhhh, the delusional enthusiasm of youth.
  6. Howard Roark
    I prefer AAAstros.
  7. Howard Roark
    Projected starting rotation for 2014; Rogers Redmond TBD TBD TBD Any questions?
  8. Howard Roark
    Yes. Your life. I'm sorry brother, I just couldn't resist. I'll stop now. =)
  9. Howard Roark
    Tell me, was there any crying involved as you sat staring at your monitor, refreshing every 4 seconds in the vain hope that someone, ANYONE was out there and willing to talk to you, and if so how did those tears taste? You're living the dream, brother.
  10. Howard Roark
    You spent your Saturday night getting drunk, alone, creating threads crying about how nobody was keeping you company on a baseball internet forum. Well done sir.
  11. Howard Roark
    Dog=god backwards. I'm not the religious type, ya know? Nice try though. And to think, I was tempted to mock you this morning and call you a no-life pathetic neckbeard when I saw your plaintive cry in that thread you made last night, a Saturday night in summer because.......OH NOEZ DA BOARD IS QUIET?!?! Next time no mercy. I iz watching you and noting your lack of a social life and shall be ruthless henceforth.
  12. Howard Roark
    Oh yeeeeeeeeah.........dog damnit.
  13. Howard Roark
    Didn't the AAAstros take 2 out of the first 3? They took games 1 and 3 if I remember correctly.
  14. Howard Roark
    Hopefully we drop this one today, losing a series 3-1 against the worst team in MLB is another nail in management's coffin. That would make us 1-10 over our last 11 too. Tankalicious.
  15. Howard Roark
    I think the one indisputable fact that we have all gleaned from this thread is that every single person on this planet of Greek descent is a degenerate sheep-f***er for whom the only cure is immediate castration.
  16. Howard Roark
    Ack. That's gonna severely cut into my hookers n' blow budget. :-(
  17. Howard Roark
    Yeah I got the gist of what you were aiming for, that phrase just tickled my funny bone. "The adulation and the defecation". Poetic, man. I'm going to use that IRL first chance I get . lol
  18. Howard Roark
    "The adulation as well as the defecation" -o2cu2etc. Wtf? Lol
  19. Howard Roark
    No, you just completely misread it.
  20. Howard Roark
    We abandoned the "perpetual contention" through maintaining an elite farm plan that Alex laid out and was following until 8 months ago, so that they could sell more tickets to people who had never followed baseball before. It was rage-inducing to encounter people at work/socially who were suddenly talking about the Jays/wearing Jays merchandise because of all the fawning press they were receiving due to "bringing in big names". You run a club whose first priority is creating buzz with the casuals, this is what you get. So much righteous vengeance being heaped upon this franchise's head by the baseball gods it's not even funny. So much rightfully deserved suffering, it's almost enjoyable to me. I hope Beeston pops a couple of hemorrhoids over this s***, and the resulting septicemia goes to his brain. f***ing incompetent twat.
  21. Howard Roark
    You caught that too, eh? Those shots in the dugout right after when Edwin was sat next to him, he looked pissed. After Edwin's curtain call you could even catch the tail-end of a "OMG wtf ever, you kidding me?!" eye-rolling soundless tantrum from him as Edwin sat back down next to him on the bench. Edit: just read through the last 2 pages, everyone else noticed too. Hah, what a selfish ****. Trade his ass. Profar plz.
  22. Howard Roark
    Exactly, they're doing it right. The more pain, the more gain. In all things in life.
  23. Howard Roark
    Noah syndergaard. =D
  24. Howard Roark
    Shush. Most here are still in deep denial. You'll get them upset. They need to see this failure repeated for another 2 entire seasons before our arbitrary and imagined "window" closes up before we can start the rebuild.
  25. Howard Roark
    Yup.
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