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  1. Deadpool
    I think I'm going to wait for a slightly more reliable source.
  2. Deadpool
    This is key. Though, people have been having fun with Tzatziki's name so far...
  3. Deadpool
    All GD ever needs is half a second...
  4. Deadpool
    I haven't checked myself, but earlier in this thread, someone mentioned that he had options, so I'd assume he's fine in AAA. Unless someone was lying. Bastard.
  5. Deadpool
    Nope!
  6. Deadpool
    If they're going over, they'd better go WAY over.. like, if they're going 15% over, they might as well go 150% over.
  7. Deadpool
    I already mentioned that, no need to be coy about it!
  8. Deadpool
    I'm 36 and I play video games all the time... I do work in IT though, so I have stereotypes to live up to!
  9. Deadpool
    Yeah, that's the only possible reason someone who is aging could possibly be gaining weight.. I certainly only got fatter because I started eating worse in my 30s, not because I was eating better, but my body was falling apart due to aging...
  10. Deadpool
    I'd reasonably have rated her (at the time of those pics) as like an 8 body, 6.5-7 face... She put on a bunch of weight while we were dating, though... Again, that didn't bug me, but I can't deny it either...
  11. Deadpool
    Your concept of "less" saddens me. More = Hot but dumb as f*** and awful Less = okay looking, but actually a really decent human being As to the jays4life19's comment, there were already naked pics of my ex on the old board, so many here have already seen those.
  12. Deadpool
    I believe that was comparing "likely stories" with "likely stories" actually...
  13. Deadpool
    Dude, I promise you I have hit more, and hotter ladies than you in my life. I spent my teens and twenties as a f***ing touring rock star, and that's sort of what has led me to the "hey, maybe it's better to find someone who who actually like..." attitude I have now. I've had incredibly hot girls throw themselves at me for no other reason than the fact that I was on stage, and it got to the point where those girls were just f***ing awful. If you want to date vapid, insufferable girls who have nothing to offer but cleavage and an inability to converse themselves out of a wet paper bag, go right the f*** ahead. I'll take a 6/10 who makes me laugh and stimulates me mentally over a 10/10 who would lose an argument with a stuffed iguana any day of the week. I've had both, I've made my decision.
  14. Deadpool
    You get the f*** off my lawn, King.
  15. Deadpool
    If you can't get it up for a 6/10, you have some problems. I can get it up over a particularly good pint of beer.
  16. Deadpool
    Yeah, that's one of the dumbest things anyone has ever said. "Wow, you are awesome, and I really love spending time with you and I've literally never enjoyed spending time with anyone more than you in my life, but you're a 6... 6.5 tops, and people will mock me on a Blue Jays message board if I marry you..."
  17. Deadpool
    Yeah, so... y'know... Maybe he found a girl that he connects with on a personal level... Maybe she's f***ing hilarious (my personal kryptonite when it comes to the ladies...) maybe he has different taste in women than you. (frankly, within reason, I've never really cared much about a chick's weight, even when I was young, thin, handsome and a rockstar...)
  18. Deadpool
    Frankly, I don't know enough about all the players involved to form a truly educated opinion on this deal, but this was funny s***.
  19. Deadpool
    http://i0.wp.com/mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lind-family.jpg?resize=423%2C451 Yeah, she's not knockout "blonde cheerleader from Texas" typical athlete wife, but she's hardly "fugly". I get the impression that you simply don't find non-white features attractive...
  20. Deadpool
    I went to one (that I remember). I remember that I ate a lot of candy and Junior Felix hit a home run. Also, metal bench seats. For the record, the first Jays game ever was 1 year and 1 day before I was born.
  21. Deadpool
    Interesting tidbit from that article: Aaron Sanchez has the best sinker in baseball and Brett Cecil has the best curve in baseball. (according to this method of valuation...)
  22. Deadpool
    I'm going to make a bold prediction that not only is Saunders cheaper than Melky, but that he'll have a better season in 2015 than Melky.
  23. Deadpool
    Medlen likely won't be ready to start the season, possibly before the ASB though. Would be a decent pickup, but tough to count on the guy after a second Tommy John... We'd need another starter for at least a few months.
  24. Deadpool
    Yeah, that's a really strange gap in numbers considering they both have upside but injury history... Yes, Anderson is likely better than Morrow, but he's arguably more risky health wise, and is he really 4x better than Morrow?
  25. Deadpool
    It's the Japanese equivalent of "a whale's vagina". #callback
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