This would be so weird. In practical terms, the difference in proximity between L.A. and Seattle is about a 10% or so saving on flight time. Big whoop. If he wasn't dead set on DHing, the Dodgers would have been such a great fit. Killer team, killer front office, pitcher-friendly park, fairly prestigious and marketable franchise, good media market, solid track record with Asian players. Even the Angels with all of their woes would be better than Seattle. At least you get to form a core with Trout.