Ok you guys here's a little holiday advice from The Sheriff for ya. Consider this my Christmas gift to the board.
I probably have more sex in a month at age 64 than you guys will in a lifetime. I'm not trying to talk s*** here I'm just stating some facts. So that probably makes me the resident "sexpert" of the board so to speak.
But anytime a lady asks you to do some weird, freaky or excessively rough stuff to her (whether it's the Cleveland Steamer, the Dirty Sanchez or even something like the Mississippi Handbag) it's either (a) a trap or ( she's probably not the type of gal that you want to be with anyway (i.e. you're going to get the clap).
So let's all do our part where Trevor Bauer didn't and start respecting these ladies out there. They put up with enough s*** as it is.
Thanks for taking the time to listen ya'll and Merry Christmas to you and all your families.