You got 9 men, you got a diamond...
The shitballers continue to converge. but in other news some lanky young guy shows up looking like the next Roy Doc Halladay.
And you know what would be perfect?? If the real Roy Doc Halladay showed up with half an arm a'la Dave "Tomorrow I'll be Perfect" Stieb in 1998.
I remember that well. Stieb tried to pitch us to the pennant but was to old and hadn't pitched in 5 years anyway so they called up Halladay. Halladay was about to throw a no hitter but they cranked one to right and Stieb caught it in the bullpen.
It's obvious what needs to be done to complete the circle. Bring back Roy Doc Halladay. He is the man for the moment and will help Sanchez lead us to the pennant. That is the answer. Get him up here right now.
Keep calm. Even when Halladay shows up don't lose it. Just say "glad to see you Mr. Halladay, your lockers over here, your roomie on the road is this kid Sanchez, pick up a glove and lets play ball!"