They wrote (and accidently published) the obituary for Steve Jobs long before he died... so I would like to write one for Bautista era Blue Jays, in case it is needed Sunday afternoon.
Bautista era Blue Jays - The Bautista era Toronto Blue Jays tragically perished Sunday, Sept 11th, 2016 after a brief and courageous battle with implosion. The implosion began suddenly in Tampa Bay on September 2nd, and despite the valiant efforts of the coaching staff, front office, and Blue Jays Message Board, the implosion could not be stopped. Red Sox slugger David Ortiz, had nothing but kind words for the Bautista era Blue Jays. "Bautista and also Edwin Encarnacion are class acts, as is Josh Donaldson, they thrilled the fans while they could... it's always sad to see a team implode, the entire Red Sox organization sends their condolences." When asked how he felt about taking a 4 game lead in the A.L. East Ortiz was respectful, "I wish it happened under different circumstances, I hate to pad my numbers against an imploding team." Asked why he thought the Blue Jays imploded, Ortiz was insightful. "To be honest, I don't think they had enough young players. Our front office has done a great job drafting young players, like Mookie Betts, Jackie Bradley, and Bogartz, they bring energy, diversity and anti-fragility to the team. Honestly, the red sox may have imploded if they sent 7 of me out there every night... I can hardly move to be honest."
The Blue Jays front office and players had no comment, other than they would like their privacy respected for now. Fans around baseball, including Red Sox and second place Oriole fans are encouraged to leave messages of condolence on Blue Jays Message Board (http://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com).