It's pretty easy to keep all your members if you're completely undiscerning.
Rage and dump all your players into free agency? No problem, it's the DDL.
Absolutely s***** at fantasy, and always finish dead last every year? No problem, it's the DDL.
Disappear for six months and don't set your rosters? No problem, it's the DDL.
Get caught colluding with a buddy? No problem, it's the DDL.
Liken someone's girlfriend to a fat male comedian? No problem, it's the DDL.
In fact, I'm starting to wonder if people are allowed to leave the DDL. Maybe if someone tries, you just refuse to acknowledge it and pretend they're still there, just to keep your record intact.