Mariners do make some sense. Moving Lomo may signal that they were confident in their bid. A large Asian population and a need at first base both exist.
The versatility is fine, but Sano in LF for an extended amount of time doesn't seem like a good idea. Especially once you consider who would DH instead.
Let him play on the road vs NL teams.
I think the point is making Mark Buehrle the highest paid coach in the history of sports is one of the dumbest ideas ever posted here.
You're free to post whatever you want man but if you can't handle being called out for retarded ideas you should think them out before you post.