Laika

Wonder if Aaron Matthews has a shot if he somehow gets to 70 goals

Terminator and Spanky are the last two fans standing. A bizarre twosome.

I was hopeful that the problematic hitters would make changes over the offseason, a couple of those would actually stick, and the team would have a different character. Spring training kind of hinted that they had made changes. Losing all hope very fast. It's not a small sample size. People who say "it's early" are coping so hard. It's all of 2023 + this continuation. It doesn't take long to see that these guys are all the same. Varsho can't put a good swing on anything when the games matter. Vladdy will hack at a changeup in the dirt then take a meatball down the middle. Kirk couldn't lift a ball if there was a taquito on the line. And management is as stupid as ever, not starting DS every single day. I guess it's not hard to see why the players don't buy in, when management is so robotic and cringe with these decisions. The fat lady is not singing yet but she's doing her vocal exercises and getting in costume. Okay now I can list out the positives I guess. - IKF's defense is as good as advertised and he is already accumulating positive WAR, so that signing might work out. - Clement and DS both look legit so there is hope on the roster if management figures it out. - Turner hasn't forgotten how to hit. Not going to worry about the pitching yet. Gausman is healthy, Berrios looks reliable, Kikuchi has bad starts all the time, Bassitt had a rough go last April too. Not worried other than a little bit with some of the stuff on the RP side. Don't like how Mayza looks in particular.

Yeah yeah, Rays magic and all that. Point remains. If any decent team like the Astros or Rays can just make one tweak to a depth starter or journeyman pitcher and completely dominate your lineup, you are going nowhere in the playoffs so what's the point of faking it? They should probably be planning on selling this year. There is a difference between scoring a couple of runs and losing and getting completely, utterly pwned. Civale: 6 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 1 HR, 1 BB, 6 K Littell: 6 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 2 BB, 6 K Blanco: 9 IP, 2 BB, 7 K Valdez: 7.2 IP, 6 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 5 K Javier: 5 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 5 BB, 3 K That's 17 hits in 34.2 innings! Less than 0.5 hits per inning! There wasn't a qualified SP in baseball last year who gave up less hits per inning! Not even close! They have made this collection of starters look like f***ing Devin Williams or Felix Bautista! They shouldn't be that hard to hit!!!!!!!!!!! And it's not like this is bad BABIP luck, we are all watching the games, most of the Jays hitters have no chance and no clue whatsoever. Pop ups, weak groundouts, flailing at pitches. It's utterly hopeless. Don't get your hopes up. Don't even watch the games tbh. Pick a new team.

I'm sorry but any of you who think it's too early to be worried must not even be watching the games Toronto has been COMPLETELY HOPELESS against Civale, Littell, Blanco, Javier, and Valdez. One of those guys is a legit top of rotation arm (Valdez) but there are two journeymen in there and two mid rotation guys. It's f***ing embarrassing. They can't even get a hit off these guys. They can't drive a single baseball against league average pitchers like Javier and Civale. It's so over. Just looking forward to what they can get for Bichette at this point. Maybe Luciano+ from SFG.

It's okay you see because John talked to Davis before the game

Wonder if the Orioles AAA team could outhit the Blue Jays MLB squad

He has completely lost the ability to drive the ball and it's sad as f***

Vlad, you ignorant slut.

Jansen extension

I hate these hitters so much Can we just fast forward to 2026 and whatever the next era looks like

Probably does it at this point as a superstition

Yeah Nobody has a quarter chicken dinner and then makes posts this bad. Nobody.

The Giants are probably the competitive team with the worst situation at shortstop. I wonder what they would give up for Bo right now.

clearly what if we just never ban him? force him to live as this deanmike avatar forever the ultimate punishment

It's impossible to actually hate Bo, even if he's disappointing on defense and his overall lack of athleticism is a bummer However, in some ways the Jays current roster construction is probably Atkins sort of "working around" a bad defensive SS. Like, they can't have a plodding slugger at 3B because the left side defense would be a disaster. Dude feels like he has to make up dWAR in LF or something.

I was thinking about this last night. I wonder if we see Atkins really take off and bloom as a beautiful GM flower once he is finally rid of these monsters. This hacker "shortstop" and his best friend, the generational bum.

Terminator is a 345 pound lawyer He wears Old Spice 50% of the time though, so he has that going for him

Shouldn't have to even say this but: It is against the rules to tell other members to die, kill themselves, "find a rope", or anything like that. As usual, you're more likely to be caught/banned if it is part of an exchange that looks to be a serious personal affront, or a board-polluting saga. So stop doing this. Thanks.

Espinal has hit 5th for the Reds in both of his starts. If you think Daulton Varsho is a painful #5 hitter...

Terminator is top 6 on Colorado Grindr

order online and pick up a half chicken dinner in your pyjamas bring it home, blend one whole container of chalet sauce with the chicken drink it

Listen, buddy. I said "you will be loving" as in you will be loving them so far. No predctions have been made!

It's almost like Atkins' mandate is literally: Sneak into the playoffs with the least enjoyable team you can construct.

Small sample team stats: Toronto has a .217 BABIP as a team. Only better than two teams. 6.9% barrel rate as a team, 19th in baseball. Launch angle is 17th, hard hit rate is 29th out of 30 teams lmao. LD rate: 26/30 GB rate: 6/30 FB rate: 18/30 IFFB rate: 1/30 Jays have a slightly negative BsR and negative defense so bar. Defense is mostly due to Bo who already has -3 OAA. Ernie, IKF, and KK have some positive OAA. So, if you love weak groundballs and infield popups, and also like bad shortstops, you will be LOVING the 2024 Toronto Blue Jays. Basically the Oakland As on the position player side of things. 3-3 is a miracle. And the pitching by process isn't much better. 21/30 teams in K-BB% 7th luckiest team by ERA-FIP FIP ranks 29/30 teams K rate is 27/30 teams