The Orioles are a team that's basically built to mock the Blue Jays woeful recent history.
Manny Machado is the stud that Brett Lawrie was supposed to be right now.
Chris Davis is the late blooming cleanup hitter that Travis Snider was supposed to be.
Adam Jones is basically a younger, more handsome, and better version of Vernon Wells.
Nate McLouth is the stopgap LF that's actually working out, and not playing like s***.
etc. etc. etc.