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  1. This thread is retarded, but since we're playing this game - where are all the f*** faced idiots that thought Josh Johnson was still a front end pitcher? Extend JJ!!!
  2. Was going to go young and younger with two position players, but decided at the last minute to pop some upper minors arms in Ramirez and Ranaudo. They're just lottery tickets, but Ranaudo seems to have figured something out. Them and Stroman/Bauer might be able to help me in 2014 when I go for a repeat championship.
  3. small. f***ing. sample size. And NOBODY worth their weight in dog s*** wanted Cecil or Rasmus gone. Everybody wanted to see how Cecil would do in the pen. This is exactly when a shrewd GM would sell high as f*** on Lindy. Sell sell sell. His BABIP is like, .400.
  4. OMGz, he got Happ'd. And you rebuked my trade offer for him like, yesterday.
  5. This is probably just Porcello working on his most elaborate tease ever. He'll spin 140+ innings of brilliant baseball, and then PORCELLO all over No49's face during the fantasy playoffs, plummeting his K/9 to 6.99 in the process.
  6. He pitched like garbage for the first few weeks. That plus his track record of being poopy was enough to effectively squash all optimism. And then all of a sudden he's a studly stud.
  7. I dropped him in the dynasty league, that's what happened. He must have been mad about it.
  8. Jesus f***ing christ. It's 5 in the morning. We're dumn.
  9. It's possible that you got f***ed doing that one thing, but it strikes me as equally likely that your injury was the product of a couple decades of stress + bad form and improper personal safety practices / workplace safety oversight. It's all bollocks, either way. I hope you get healthy enough to move freely and enjoy life fully again. Never mind work.
  10. Have you sought a second opinion from anyone yet?
  11. So I'm guessing you weren't even formally employed by this guy, and you couldn't collect workers comp or anything.... Are you on EI / disability right now?
  12. What were the specifics of your injury? How did it happen exactly and what did you break? (I know the general info. f***ed up your back on the site, right?)
  13. You should be snarky but nice. It's possible. Ask thehurl. Are you working again? How's your back these days?
  14. jackwagon.... stick a thumb up yer bum! crabcakes, bicycles, and wenches. Or, sorry, what I supposed to say was canned tuna
  15. You're talking about my PL team? If so, that team legitimately bugs the s*** out of me. It's the worst team that I've ever assembled in any league, ever. I expect to finish in the bottom half.
  16. Chris Sale is filthy. One of my absolute favourite pitchers to watch. I love guys that smash the theory induced blindness of archaic baseball. Guy was supposed to be a reliever and have his arm fall off. Now he's a legit Ace, and the only question left is the long term health. I'd love to see him throw down a few 200 IP years in a row. Such a shame that Chapman has never been given a chance to start.... it actually makes me kind of sad *tear
  17. A wonderful sell high, but The Cats Ass' pitching corps is getting perilously close to the frowned upon "tanking" territory.
  18. catsass is up in the (slow) draft 50 Got Head For Miles 51 Triple Hawpe Brewed! 52 Triple Hawpe Brewed! 53 Georgia Peach 54 B. Inge Drinking 55 A Wrench In The Plan 56 Triple Hawpe Brewed! 57 B. Inge Drinking 58 ISO Horny 59 B. Inge Drinking 60 BALCO Pharm Team
  19. Well, Vernon Wells looks like a toucan / a black cro magnon man
  20. The Orioles are a team that's basically built to mock the Blue Jays woeful recent history. Manny Machado is the stud that Brett Lawrie was supposed to be right now. Chris Davis is the late blooming cleanup hitter that Travis Snider was supposed to be. Adam Jones is basically a younger, more handsome, and better version of Vernon Wells. Nate McLouth is the stopgap LF that's actually working out, and not playing like s***. etc. etc. etc.
  21. Doesn't hit for a high average. Doesn't have plus power or plus speed. Role 5 player. Only chance here is if he's a GREAT clubhouse guy. Which is possible, because he's really, really white.
  22. Oh, it's all just a pipe dream. Don't worry. No delusions here.
  23. Really depends how he finished out the year. He's on pace for over 5 WAR right now. What if he somehow stays healthy and hits .300/.370 with 70 stolen bases? Then he'd get paiiiiiiiiid. Or he could break a rib tomorrow and not get paid.
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