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Looks like Kevin is both past his prime and past his time. Spanky can pick whenever and then hurl gets a new clock.

thehurl's window has about 5 hours left

Stop giving jaysblue grammar slack. Let's go grab a few Molson's.

5.25.

I'm dumb. I thought you wanted to pick Boldt right now. If you still own him from last year then yeah, that's totally legal. Kosher even

The rule does say that only players that belong to an MLB parent club can be drafted. boldt clearly doesn't, but drafted and unsigned players before the deadline passes would fall under the "owned" umbrella, I think, because the team owns exclusive negotiation rights at least.

I need my other Darrells to read the rules and confirm my interpretation. l

Rereading our rules and I think Boldt is clearly ineligible. Sorry.

Ooo wait. Not sure if that's cool. Kind of a gray area that hasn't been touched. The whole owning unsigned guys thing really only applies to current year picks that end up not officially signing. At least that was my general understanding. Hmm. Might need a rule tweak. At some point. It's an hour past my bed time though. Zzz.

Probably a good thing that Jerk-o is on the DL.

The True Cards seem to be insanely schedule overrated right now. Record: 83-46-11 Place: 3rd overall Matchups: Lost to - Twist and Trout, Butt Stallions, War Puigs, Tied: Slayers Losing to: BALCO Beat: Burrito, Lyon, (insert penis here), THB, Elder Kats, Taijuan. Have you beaten a truly good team? Maybe not.

Zunino got me Greg Holland and Anibal Sanchez. I'd say that worked out pretty well!

Yeah your Matt Olson pick sucked. So boxy.

yeah i seen dose. i seem em.

With 20 teams and 12 man MiLB rosters, we'll probably need to get used to draft classes like this.

Done!

I love the Lorenzen pick here. I considered him with my last selection. He smells like Jeff Samardzija, which could be good or bad or annoying since Shark took forever to become fantasy relevant and anyone drafting Lorenzen would have long dropped/traded him if he follows that path. The Weisenberg pick confuses me since he seems to be going to school for sure. What's the rationale there?

The only thing you did wrong, IMO, is fail to Ctrl+F properly. Dick bag!

Not accusing jaysblue of lollygagging but I feel this is a good time to reiterate anyways: The 12 hour window is in place to accommodate life. Work, commitments, family stuff, constipation, scheduled masturbation, and furry parties (spanky) will get in the way and people will end up taking the entire window or missing a pick entirely from time to time. It happens. However, the expectation is that if you are at your computer within your twelve hour window, you should be making a pick! Everybody has lots of time to prepare for upcoming picks. When the clock is on you, if you are at your computer, you should be picking! There really aren't any great excuses for chewing up multiple hours of your 12 hour window for the sake of deliberation, especially during the evening, which is a prime window for us to spin off a bunch of picks. I knew my two first round picks would come up while I was at work the other day, and I work in the field with nothing but a constantly dying smartphone with shoddy reception. Nonetheless, I made a shortlist of names the night before and when my pick came up around lunch, I was able to rifle off two picks from the bush while 64 mosquitoes tried to carry me off to Mount Itch. This is not an enforceable rule or anything, and it never will be, but understand that if you are going to be visibly online during your window and not make a selection, then others in the league will get annoyed. You might be frowned upon. Also keep in mind that if you're going to chew up a few hours of prime picking time during your window for the sole sake of deliberation, that might be the difference between someone shortly after you making a pick before work or bed, or missing their window entirely. Be considerate of others and be prepared for your upcoming picks, please! I love you all! This league is amazing! Let's keep it amazing.

Take all the time you need, princess.

Ctrl + F, dick farts.

Plawecki is owned, jaysblue is still up at #51

1 Bye Week - Carlos Rodon 2 Bye Week - Brady Aiken 3 Insert Clever Name - Nick Gordon 4 Jurassic Kats - Alex Jackson 5 Lyon Tamer - Tyler Kolek 6 Jurassic Kats - Jeff Hoffman 7 Georgia Peach - CJ Edwards 8 We Krush Dingers - Brandon Nimmo 9 Triple Hawpe Brewed - Michael Conforto 10 Taijuan On - Kyle Schwarber 11 Georgia Peach - Rowdy Tellez 12 War Puigs - Bradley Zimmer 13 War Puigs - Touki Toussaint 14 Jurassic Kats - Aaron Blair 15 Butt Stallions - Raimel Tapia 16 Butt Stallions - Dalton Pompey 17 Insert Clever Name - Young Beedah 18 Bye Week - Matt Olson (1B - OAK) 19 2nd Leg to Stanton - Aaron Nola 20 Insert Clever Name - Sean Newcomb 21 BALCO Pharm Team - Alexander Reyes 22 Insert Clever Name - Trea Turner 23 War Puigs - Teoscar Hernandez 24 Jurassic Kats - Ben Lively 25 Twist and Trout - Jake Lamb 26 Gryffindor - Ryan McMahon 27 Georgia Peach - Jake Thompson 28 Iso Horny - Andrew Susac 29 Taijuan On - Kyle Freeland 30 B.Inge Drinking - Rio Ruiz 31 BALCO Pharm Team - Jose Peraza 32 Triple Hawpe Brewed - Michael Chavis 33 Taijuan On - Jacob Gatewood 34 Twist and Trout - Grant Holmes 35 2nd Leg to Stanton - Monte Harrison 36 Georgia Peach - Lewis Thorpe 37 Jurassic Kats - Carlos Asuaje 38 Butt Stallions - Michael A. Taylor (WAS) 39 Triple Hawpe Brewed - Christian Binford 40 2nd Leg to Stanton - Brandon Finnegan 41 London Slayers - Vincent Velasquez 42 Twist and Trout - Casey Gillaspie 43 Burrito Boyz - Forrest Wall 44 Burrito Boyz - AJ Reed 45 We Krush Dingers - Jake Bauers 46 Burrito Boyz - Nick Burdi 47 Lyon Tamer - Max Pentecost 48 BALCO Pharm Team - Adalberto Mejia 49 Triple Hawpe Brewed 50 London Slayers 51 Triple Hawpe Brewed 52 London Slayers 53 Los Osos Blancos 54 Twist and Trout 55 Los Osos Blancos 56 Iso Horny 57 Taijuan On 58 Georgia Peach 59 Twist and Trout 60 Twist and Trout

Brandon Nimmo looks like a great pick.

Probably me. I've got CarGo #2, a raging 5 tool maple boner, and Springer Lite.