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  1. Dr. Dinger
    I have Erv pitching for a championship this week, so I hope his ass is one fire!
  2. Dr. Dinger
    Did he go back down a notch when he put a runner on base the very next inning with catcher interference?
  3. Dr. Dinger
    The Twins are terrible anyway, though. It would be a miracle if we ended up facing them in the ALDS.
  4. Dr. Dinger
    The suspension precludes him from playing in the playoffs? I never heard that.
  5. Dr. Dinger
    Why not? What did I miss?
  6. Dr. Dinger
    It will still be Clinch Day if the Stankees lose.
  7. Dr. Dinger
    Doesn't matter at all, Gonzalez is homer-prone garbage, and he's not even healthy.
  8. Dr. Dinger
    LET'S GO BLUE JAYS CLINCH! CLINCH! CLINCH-CLINCH-CLINCH! cf
  9. Dr. Dinger
    Here's your GDT, boners! Today, the Orioles will graciously concede the AL East pennant to the Blue Jays by gifting us a round of BP against Miguel Gonzalez and his hilariously bad 5.04 FIP, who will return from the DL (shoulder inflammation) just in time to face the best team in baseball. To make matters worse for the hapless, shitbird OriLOLes, the Stroshow is taking his act to Bawlmore, whereupon our diminiuative pseudo-ace will baffle the O's AAA lineup with a bevy of darting wiffleballs. Here's what the lineups are probably going to be, not what we give ANY sort of s***: Jays Paul Revere Your 2015 AL MVP Your 2015 AL OF Silver Slugger Your 2015 AL DH Silver Slugger Probably Smoakie, maybe Tulo! RUSSELL, RUSSELL, RUSSELL! Goins/Pillar/2B Garbage Shitbirds Hilariously Orioles-style trade deadline non-acquisition Machado Chris Davis AAA nobody Useless jackass Dogshit Refuse Coffee grounds Puke on the sidewalk
  10. Dr. Dinger
    I prefer to focus on my excellent drafting rather than the trades in which I squandered my profits.
  11. Dr. Dinger
    Oh yeah, I totes forgot about that. Well, the idea of facing Santiago instead is even more appealing!
  12. Dr. Dinger
    It's not like you to give me credit for making 3 of the best picks in the draft. That's very big of you.
  13. Dr. Dinger
    The Rays have no offense whatsoever, I'm not super worried about them next year.
  14. Dr. Dinger
    I mean... LAA is just GOD AWFUL. Pujols is gimped big time, their two best relievers are hurt/done for the year, and they don't really have a dominant ace, with all due respect to Richards. Imagine getting to face Heaney and Wilson in Games 1 and 2 of the ALDS? That would be a f***ing FEAST for our lefty-mashers.
  15. Dr. Dinger
    I kinda hope the Stro's blow their WC spot, not only so Price can win, but also because I'd rather face LAA than HOU.
  16. Dr. Dinger
    Yeah, that was super duper ugly. He's probably gone til the ASB at least.
  17. Dr. Dinger
    Even if he's just a 100 wRC+ guy with 15ish HR, that plays at SS.
  18. Dr. Dinger
    So does anyone think Kang can actually be a ~130 wRC+ guy going forward? Cause that would be huge for z3ros.
  19. Dr. Dinger
    Yeah, small wonder he's grown to hate me.
  20. Dr. Dinger
    Ok you are smrt 2.
  21. Dr. Dinger
    I was also the only one who put Silvergun 1st in my preseason PRs! Ur all dumn.
  22. Dr. Dinger
    Who knows? I was the only one who thought Kang would be decent, you all dumped all over him. There's no Darvish or Abreu, tho.
  23. Dr. Dinger
    Never heard of him.
  24. Dr. Dinger
    Stop pitying Boxy, you *******s. He's -2, King Kat is -4.
  25. Dr. Dinger
    I'm not sure how anyone could think Keuchel has the edge right now. Why, because he has one extra pitcher win? LOL. Price has him in ERA, Ks, BB rate, FIP, and WAR, and plays for a much higher profile team. This is Price's to lose at the moment, and I don't think it even matters if Keuchel gets to 20 W.
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