I don't think Atlanta's top end is that sexy, but they have acquired a crazy amount of pitching depth to the point where guys like Max Fried and Toissaint might not even be in their top 10. They would both be Top 5s in our system IMO.
Bautista's hair is just getting way too patchy. He either needs to shave it or get a body hair transplant up there to fill it in. He's rich, he can get good work done. I think he already had one transplant, but he needs a refill.
Stroman has a great smile, great bod, nice head of hair, sweet eyes. He's got a cute face. Donaldson is just straight up handsome, although I do hate his stupid haircuts.
IMO Tulo is the runaway winner.
Talent and fan loyalty is affecting our grades to some extent, it has to. Saunders kinda broke our hearts this year with his uselessness. If he can play something resembling a full season, suddenly he becomes more attractive.
Are you saying Sanchez is ugly? They're all in the "meh" bucket for me. Pompey and Saunders have thinning hair but handsome faces, Cecil's weight is up and down. Sanchez has acne, but he has some twink appeal.
Here's my list TRM:
Hot
Troy Tulowitzki
Josh Donaldson
Marcus Stroman
Handsome
Kevin Pillar
Russell Martin
Ryan Goins
Marco Estrada
Ben Revere
Meh
Michael Saunders
Aaron Sanchez
Dalton Pompey
Jose Bautista
Devon Travis
JAy Happ
Chris Colabello
Drew Hutchison
Brett Cecil
Josh Thole
Edwin Encarnacion
Barf
Justin Smoak
Aaron Loup
Darwin Barney
Roberto Osuna
RA Dickey
Jesse Chavez