Dr. Dinger

Alright, I think we've seen enough Teo, time to DFA fatso Morales.

Pretty soon you might!

I'd take that and run for 2018 Miggy.

WOW Teoscar farkin' smashed that ball.

Holy s*** that Tulo infographic was depressing AF.

Lol Gift Ngoepe is just an African Ryan Goins. I'm about done with him.

Randy is looking hot with that new trim.

Gurriel seems like the more logical choice. He's hitting well, he's on the 40, and he already has a guaranteed contract. May as well see if he's something or not.

TL;DR: Dinger was super right about Tulo YW

I see Bautista finally cashed in his IOU from AA.

I mean I knew it was and I still did it. I'm sorry.

True, like that time you sold high on Correa? xoxoxo

How is Ronald Acuna rising in value? You could argue the value it's holding, but I'm not sure how it could be rising given how high it already was, and given that he's struggling so far this season.

If you've watched the NESN broadcasts lately, they have repeatedly referred to Betts as "some say the best player in baseball." It's a good laugh.

Any time you can trade a 33 year old hideous ginger troll star with a significant injury, you do it. I dunno, I like Ian Happ quite a bit as a dynasty asset. Turner seems about due to fall off a cliff after performing way beyond expectations for several years.

Just a quick reminder that the OriLOLes traded Josh Hader for Bud Norris.

Relievers are the worst. Kenley Jansen is a f***ing god for 7 years then suddenly becomes dog s***. Loses 2 MPH off his cutter (his only pitch) and his K-BB% is cut by 2/3. Major red flags, seemingly overnight. Craig Kimbrel has also lost significant velo this year.

12:55 Mac: Is Robert Gsellman chad green? 12:55 Travis Sawchik: I’m a believer

If a chunk that big fell into the crowd through the roof it could kill multiple spectators.

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Jesus Christ, that's a huge hole. Definitely getting cancelled. FML.

My acquisition was based entirely on this morning's BP write up. Will Benson, RF, Cleveland Indians (Low-A Lake County) Two years ago during a brutally cold April afternoon game, Eloy Jimenez grabbed my attention with one swing of his bat. The then 19-year-old turned on a inside fastball and sent it over the tiki themed beer tent which sat 30 feet beyond the left field fence. Fast forward to an equally frigid Indiana afternoon and Will Benson gave me a glimpse of power that might rival Jimenez’s. Benson hit an absolute laser over 400 feet to opposite field that everyone knew was gone as soon as it left the bat. The raw power is undeniable, generated by a swing that features natural loft and his massive strength. However, up until this year the bat has been inconsistent, lacking the bat-to-ball skills of a more polished hitter. He moves well for his size, and while not a threat on the bases he covers ground well in the outfield. The arm shows good carry and is above-average even for right field. Jimenez saw his prospect status jump with his fantastic 2016 season in the Midwest League. If Benson, who is off to a good start at Lake County, can continue to make strides at the plate he too will vault into the upper echelon of power prospects. —Nathan Graham

I don't really have any use for the kind of pick I'd get for him anyway, although I didn't think he'd get any trade interest.

I normally don't buy on these toolsy types with poor K rates, but the power is intriguing. I also tend to trust Cleveland as a player dev organization. I'm hoping his offensive profile will turn out something like Jake Lamb or Sano, where the K rate is s***** but the BB rate and power make it work. The market on Wade Davis was decidedly tepid, and I don't think it stood to get much hotter. I basically was choosing between this or a back end 1st round pick.

To Hurl: Wade Davis & Seth Lugo To me: Will Benson I will cut Dakota Hudson from my farm to make room for Benson.