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  1. To be fair, my sig. Even better than Brett Sayre? Btw, when are we planning our BP beatdown?
  2. I'd say this guy wouldn't exist here but then I remember a certain enlightened individual here claimed he wouldn't trade Jeff Hoffman for Mike Trout. Jesus. That is some serious homerism.
  3. I would still very much like to deal Moustakas. Someone must need a 3B.
  4. Don't come here ever
  5. Orchard has my favourite breakfast, love that place. Only breakfast place I've been to that gives you legit corned beef hash when you order it...with chunks of beef rather than that canned dog food stuff. Great eggs benny too and their sausage is awesome.
  6. I just want to say thank you to everyone in this thread. I had quite a laugh.
  7. I have no words
  8. Lol holy s***, where did you go? Madge's 24 hour diner and truck stop? I really can't drop much lower but I'll go into the negatives if you push me
  9. Holy f***, great minds think alike, and sometimes even a dummy like me gets lucky
  10. Oh wow, I thought that s***** broccoli and carrot steamed veggie monstrosity was a salad. Really, a special family occasion and you can't even spring for some goddamn asparagus? Do you live in Russia or something? I take it back 0.5/10. Docking you for above plus I just noticed you use like an ice cream scoop for your mashed potatoes. Bro, no one cares if your mashed potatoes are in neat little balls. Stop being a bitch.
  11. Mmmmmmm hot turkey gravy on salad. I also like that random piece of toast. Wtf? 2/10 try again next year.
  12. That looks disgusting
  13. These are not contradictory. I want to love you from a distance.
  14. I wouldn't have guessed that Porcello is younger than Grandal.
  15. The Normans are just a bunch of losers who couldn't cut it with the Darrells
  16. Ok, I thought he straight bet with someone. That makes more sense.
  17. So wait... Two teams play, one team is inarguably better in terms of true talent and win total. And the intelligent bet was on the worse team? Am I missing something or are we about to see some theatrical mental gymnastics?
  18. How do you even get up in the morning knowing you'll only ever meet people a fraction as intelligent as yourself?
  19. HEY BRO I DONT QUITE GET IT CAN YOU ADD ANOTHER PARAGRAPH TO EXPLAIN THE JOKE BECAUSE NOTHING MAKES A JOKE FUNNY LIKE EXPLAINING WHY ITS FUNNYl
  20. I liked the part where Grant felt the need to explain why he made this thread. Can you get more socially inept? HAY GAIZ I HAS A JOKE!!!!!! WHY DID THE BANANA CROSS THE ROAD??? BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SPLIT HHAHAHAHA!!!1 GET IT? IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S AN ICE CREAM DESSERT CALLED BANANA SPLIT AND IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
  21. Includes you, Spank. You are a knob jockey of unprecedented levels.
  22. I'm thankful you live a thousand miles away from me.
  23. MMA fans, bro. The primal act of two people beating the s*** out of one another really attracts a lot of the nearly braindead.
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