Let's be real here, I've been good at fantasy for like 3 years. One of your dynasty finishes was basically a coinflip over me and the Padres would have finished higher had I stayed in that boring league, unless you think trading Trout for a bunch of non-factors was the key to their success. My DDL team was drafted when I was still a f***ing idiot, and I'm stuck with that. Plus, I finish top 5 every year in the BBDL. And, since I've taken over the PL and began accepting buy ins, I've won 75% of the total money over two seasons, including back to back titles.
But yeah, enjoy jockeying for 8th place, you superior guy, you.